Bar-testing

To discover and try new bars that are worth being your friends and/or dates to on future occasions.

I'm new to this area and I need to do some bar-testing before my party next week.

by Dave Lesten February 12, 2015

Bar of the day

A daily motivational and inspirational bar from a song that hypes everyone up and allows them to work hard throughout the day.

Come quickly, we have to hear Bar of the day

by TheRealTupac2 March 20, 2019

BAR town

An term used to describe the town you were born and raised in.
Bar is an acronym for born and raised.

I just got back to the bar town for my summer break!
I cant wait to see all of my bar town bros!

by bartownboy March 25, 2009

Lacey Bar

A Lacey Bar is a grab bar in a jeep. Formerly known as a pussy bar. History: A lonely dirty old man had a very old Jeep and his caregiver was a named Lacey- think white trash but with teeth. She would never do anything but the old man continued to pay her to keep him company. One day his grown ass children caught on that this skank wasn’t really a caretaker but a dirty no good ho and cut her loose. The dirty old man named the grab in his Jeep a Lacey bar in her memory. He even used one of those old ass label makers to commemorate the name by the grab bar.

You should have seen Todd the hay wads face when I got air over the hill. He white knuckled the shit out of the Lacey Bar.

by BigRDaddy October 25, 2020

Bar Potpourri

The act of "Beer Burping" in a bar and blowing it in the direction of you buddy.

Dude 1 - "Buuurp......whoa"

Dude 2 - "Dude, that was some rough bar potpourri, next time blow it the other way!"

by 8nsand1974 July 11, 2010

Crotch Bar

The portion of material in shorts, swimsuit bottoms, or panties that cover the female genitalia and extend down the inner thigh. This term is often used when describing the amount of crotch coverage given to the vagina.

Female: Oh my god, I hate this swimsuit, this crotch bar is too narrow.
Other Female: I know right, I can literally see your labia.

Female: The crotch bar on these undies is huge, what am I, a grandmother?
Other Female: Yes grandma.

by tittiez696969699696969 July 21, 2014

Grunt bar

Sometime mistaken as a handicap bar to help pull someone up from the toilet. Actual purpose of grunt bar next to a toilet is to get maximum leverage when forcing a giant shit out of your ass. Grunting out loud optional.

Dude, glad I had that grunt bar to help give birth to that massive turd

by PIpeman January 4, 2017