100%-HANDS DOWN-the most amazing, patient, and Loving man you'll ever meet. He will change your life in the best ways possible. If you lose your phone 10 seconds after you just had it, he will lovingly smile and tell you it's in your left hand, and not make you feel stupid about it.
He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.
And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.
But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
He patiently waits (4 years) for you to finally be ready to love him. All while listening to you you cry about this guy or that guy. And he will never give up on you, even when you're unnecessarily mean to him because you're terrified of letting him in. He still waits patiently.
And when you finally do let him in, you'll suddenly be terrified of losing him-Not knowing how you ever had a life without him before.
But he makes your life INFINITELY better. He's hilarious, so incredibly sweet and charming. A GOD amongst men when it comes to cunnilingus, and a beast in bed!
by Jay-Mee-Kenobi June 9, 2024
Get the Joshua Waynemug. 
A very blick boy that is sexy and loves boxing basketball and enjoys football
Doesn't usually fight but when he does he normally injures the person badly
Normally the strongest person if you ever bump into a Tu-wayne dont piss them of
Doesn't usually fight but when he does he normally injures the person badly
Normally the strongest person if you ever bump into a Tu-wayne dont piss them of
Yo brodie I heard Tu-wayne beat up jay badly!!
Brodie: I was there you cunt
Dejohn: I wish I was there
Brodie: I was there you cunt
Dejohn: I wish I was there
by Babatundewallay April 11, 2019
Get the Tu-waynemug. 1) A person that believes that leaving they're children in Walmart while they go meet their Meth dealer and exchange sex for bunk drugs is an acceptable form of childcare.
2) A person who believes they are high society and better than you because they passed their GED test on just the second try.
2) A person who believes they are high society and better than you because they passed their GED test on just the second try.
1) This girl in the paper is such a Ft. Wayne Fucktard.
2) Did you hear how our waitress talked to me?! What a Ft. Wayne Fucktard!
2) Did you hear how our waitress talked to me?! What a Ft. Wayne Fucktard!
by Dusty Dillinger September 30, 2023
Get the Ft. Wayne Fucktardmug. by yerok December 20, 2016
Get the korey waynemug. The boy I will someday marry. He is my Peter Pan, my rock, my love. The only person I need. He is the sweetest-kindest heart you will ever meet. He has a tendency to be hard on himself (but we are working through that). He is super smart, and will someday be the greatest neurosurgeon around.
by Spurlock Holmes October 30, 2013
Get the Justin Wayne Smithmug. The act of getting a woman to full sexual ejaculation through extremely precise movements of the toes inside the vagina.
by thedoggfather October 23, 2025
Get the Fort Wayne Foot Jobmug.