skeletoriously ugly

Adverb to describe a bony chick who is so skinny that she is no longer attractive in any way.

Mike: Fuck dude! That girl is skeletoriously ugly! I would not touch that with a 10 foot pole!
Doug: Neither would I! John would though...
John: Fuck you guys.

by MC1986 September 7, 2017

ugly big

When you have lifted for so long and gotten so huge you have became "ugly big".

Gee that dude has been lifting since the Stone Age he is ugly big.

by Mar mess June 22, 2017

ugli face on

Your extremly VERY ugly face is on

Ugli face on and I’m ready for hate

by Cleopatra Brutus November 6, 2017

hide the ugly

To engage in sexual congress.

1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.

2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.

by beigebloke November 27, 2012

Medieval Ugly

When you are so ugly that you would even be considered ugly back in times when they had no toothbrushes, braces, and flushing toilets.

Elizabeth is medieval ugly. I would rather beat her with a stick than touch her.

by llamasftw March 25, 2012

ugly radius

The distance at which a person will begin to appear unattractive to another person looking at them. Outside that distance the person in question will appear attractive. Note that this varies wildly with personal preference and/or alchohol consumption. Can also vary based on certain body part characteristics, which can result in "ugly radius asymmetry". There is enough variability within the human population for ugly radii to exist from zero to infinity.

From 20 feet away, Stephanie looks mighty hot, but her ugly radius is about three feet. With makeup and a liitle alcohol in me it's reduced to a foot or less.

by grind s. June 19, 2012

Violently ugly

where you see the girl and you find yourself cringing and twitching like you’re being punched in the stomach and shot repeatedly in the chest, all at the same time, and you eventually just kneel to the ground and start weeping ever so softly whispering “why me…” over and over again while you’re wondering what you did to deserve that treatment

Guy 1: Damn, I was so shitfaced drunk yesterday I dont even remember who I banged last night.

Guy 2: I saw her this morning man, she was violently ugly.

by Da Ankle January 1, 2012