Donkey queef

1. When a homo sapien sapien produces a queef greater than or equal to the epicness of a donkey's vaginal explosion. 2. when a donkey queefs. 3. when a lady who looks like a donkey queefs. 4. when a man who looks like a donkey queefs. 5. when a baby who looks like donkey queefs. 6. or used in terms of gassin breh! mmmboi!

Jizz: Hark!

petey pablo: what?

jizz: do you hear that?

petey: what?

jizz: i just produced a queef that was greater than or equal to the epicness of a donkey's vaginal explosion.

petey: like a donkey queef, eww.

jizz: ballin.

by donkey hoetay August 25, 2010

DONKEY SHOT

A Donkey Shot or "Don Quichotte" is when someone's doing a chick from behind and as he's about to bust, punches the chick in the side so she clenches up.

I was having a hard time finishing so I gave her a DONKEY SHOT and that tightend her up enough for me.

by steve-o June 20, 2006

swamp donkey

Intoxicated on beer/cider, white pants with black g-string riding up, with large deposits of bulging back fat, one eye closing on its own accord. Too many teeth jammed into its mouth.

Friday night in a town of 2000 people

by Sally March 18, 2004

Donkey dong

a large penis; a penis resembling a donkey's in size.

look at the donkey dong on dude.

by Anonymous September 12, 2003

donkey rapist

some one who rapes donkeys

whoa that dude is a donkey rapist

by Proud Canadian January 14, 2005

@donkey punch

While having sex doggy style the person in back punches the person he is having sex with in the back of the head.

When I was doing my girlfriend in the butt I donkey punched her and told her she was a pretty little girl.

by freakybig January 22, 2004

cock donkey

1. Someone who is overall annoying/ exhibits chode like qualities

2. Can be used to describe a whore, the reference being that s/he is a packmule for cocks

3. An insult on Halo 2's X-Box Live service

1. God, Bill is such a cock donkey. He keeps singing that retarded song.

2. What a cock donkey, I mean, look at her. She was the 'life' of the party.

3. Quit team killing you fucking cock donkey!

by Jack Tcka June 18, 2006