Ben

Ben is one stupid guy. He is also a Dumbass. He is also wanting to fight some pussywho doesn’t want to fight, but, it never happens. Ben also does very idiotic stuff. One time, he made it so the teacher couldn’t get in from outside, and then he got a behavior card and then he cried. One time at the table, he said he could beat everyone in basketball, and then it was time to go to recess, and when they got out to recess they started playing basketball. It was really funny because you see this one guy with really good ball handling and he literally broke ben’s ankles. He was actually Pissed. He started punching the guy because he was so mad. Then you think a fight could last 5 min. Long. Instead, it lasted 2 seconds because Ben got punched in the Face hard. So, now we’re all asking Ben, why he’s such a pussy to fight anybody now.

Me: What the fuck is Ben doing?
Ben: Why did this happen to me (in a slow drunk voice.)
Me: Go fuck yourself in a whole drunk bitch.

by Idioticpersonovertherebtw May 13, 2019

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I don't know, some asshole with a pencil

"Hey, who's that asshole?"
"Which one?"
"The one with the pencil."
"I think that's a Ben?"

by SSmiles02 May 29, 2019

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Gayest kid ever he will suck ur toes

Last night Ben sucked my toes

by Scooterfag October 9, 2019

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He is a virgin and he looks like a second grader and he also has a 1 cm cock and the ladies run away from him

Ben has the smallest dick

by ldaddy2 March 14, 2019

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A small blond boy who is often mistaken for Ellen (the popular talk show host). People also will call him there GBF even though he is straight, well maybe Bi.

Did you hear Ellen isnt actully gay? No, thats Ben not Ellen, and ya he has a girlfriend.

by Defintly-not-Lydia July 7, 2017

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