Link

a 'Link' is a person who is brave and kind, this term is a direct reference to The Legend Of Zelda

Guy 1: Wow! he has the balls to stand up to that guy and still be nice to him

Guy2: You could call him a 'Link'

by CrossKendo October 12, 2022

You can link my hairly nut

When someone tries to type "you can lick my hairy nut" but has a concave brain. They probably also suck at driving and have a weird obsession with rice and anal.

I only crashed twice this week, you can link my hairly nut!

by SpicyFuckingBalls August 31, 2021

Link's Law

If a male character in a piece of media has an amount of porn comparable to or exceeding female characters in the same franchise, they are most definitely a Twink. Doubly so if a signifigant portion of the porn is gay.

"Wow, there is more porn of Link from 'The Legend of Zelda' than there is of Zelda herself."

"Then according to Link's Law, he must be quite twinky."

by Waverunner December 12, 2020

Gay Link

Zelda's second worst nightmare

P1: What's Zelda's worst nightmare?
P2: A gay Link?
P1: Close, but not quite there. That's her second worst nightmare.

by zeldadinosaur May 28, 2022

Schneaky link

It’s not just a low key “sexual encounter”, it’s a nobody even know, we know each other. When we see each we don’t know each other.

I have schneaky link nobody will ever know existed.

by SomethingSavage January 5, 2021

Link and Pin

A Sexual act in which one person backs or walks into another and you have to get the dick in without crushing your fingers, much like that used to couple train cars together.

I like to begin sex with the ol' link and pin.

by guywiththesillyhat January 28, 2022

Badger link

a Wisconsin site for dumb dumbs

badger link helped me get not dumb dumb

by freakity dumb dumb January 16, 2020