toasting your almond

Sunbathing your butthole aka perineum sunning. A fad wellness practice that involves exposing the perineum to sunlight.

You should spend a short time toasting your almond everyday in hopes of having some extra energy throughout the day.

toasting your almond by Mermaidsskeleton March 16, 2021

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Ian The Allosaurus

The main protagonist of IanTheAllosaurusDX's story of the same name. He is a red kanjitraxxian Allosaurus. He runs fast like Sonic.

" I'm Ian, Ian the Allosaurus! "

Ian The Allosaurus by IanTheAllosaurusDX October 30, 2023

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white chocolate almond

code name for an npc blonde aussie

friend: heyy, im actually considering going for sheldon do you think i should?

me: WHITE CHOCOLATE ALMOND (wca) ON TOP!!!

friend: hell yeah

white chocolate almond by wca May 6, 2024

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California's Almonds

California's Almonds refers to a coping mechanism employed by individuals living outside the United States who aspire to experience the American Dream. By purchasing and consuming almonds—a product overwhelmingly sourced from California—they create a small, tangible connection to the USA, no matter their current location. It's a way to momentarily feel closer to the desired American lifestyle, one handful of probably-American-made nuts at a time.

Even though I'm stuck in Russia, I always keep a bag of California's Almonds in the pantry. It’s a small comfort, a little taste of the America I dream about

California's Almonds by eviscerated_elegy July 27, 2025

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hershey's milk chocolate with almonds

goddamn im boutta bust

i think about hershey's milk chocolate with almonds while i touch myself

hershey's milk chocolate with almonds by Ethan_is_cool April 5, 2021

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