9/11

The day in 2001 that a major tourist attraction in New York City suddenly became a major terrorist attraction, which later became a major tourist attraction. Washington, DC, was also affected by this phenomenon, but to a lesser extent.

Look at all the hucksters at the 9/11 Museum. Disgraceful.

by Nudnikdude October 22, 2015

9/11

You fuckin pussies

ima go down on you like the twin towers did on 9/11

by IcyBlueSkullYT September 9, 2019

7-11

A convience store that usually 4 departments per block. 7-11s located in ghetto places will usually have a robbery every night and 30+ hookers roaming around the 7-11s premices, all engaging in a merciless cat-fight. More urban places like chicago will have a semi-fancy 7-11 with peace and harmony.

"Every where I look, I see them damn 7-11s." - Richard nixon

by hanes July 5, 2005

Windows 11

The next generation Windows operating system by Microsoft that will be worse then anything ever.

Natalie: My Windows 11 computer wont download anything
Microsoft: Windows 11 will be the best operating system ever

by ninanoelle May 8, 2017

april 11

April 11th is the day the most determined, smartest, self centered people are born. 84% of all people born on this day only think about them selves!

Boy-I'm so amazing everyone loves me
Girl-no one likes you

~~~~~~
(Girl go talks to other boy)
Girl-what's his problem

Boy- April 11th
Girl- ohh

by Kmaisey85 May 20, 2018

November 11

National give William a blowjob day

Random girl: yo, what’s your name?
William:it’s William

Random girl: It’s November 11th, National give William a blowjob day!

by Josequanita November 4, 2019

November 11

November 11 is national give your crush or boyfriend a note and scrunchie

Boy: Why are you giving this to me
Girl: It is November 11 which means national Give your crush/boyfriend a note and scrunchie
Boy: Oh Ok

by Lovebird501 November 8, 2019