Someone, often with blue hair and heavy breasts, who identifies themselves as a queer zucchini. Common pronouns include zucchini/zucchiniself, im/valid, ze/zir, and i/hate/your/opinion. If you refer to a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini as "he", "she", or "they", you are violently misgendering them and deserve to rot in a hole along with Adolf Hitler. Anybody who is remotely skeptical of this identity is actively contributing to genocide. Also, a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini is typically welcoming toward a polyamorous relationship with up to 35 participants, as well as a relationship with a minor between 13 and 18 years of age.
I identify as a genderfluid male-aligned lesbian genderless pedophilic polyamorous zucchini.
by dadydonald May 22, 2024
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hide the zucchini

A comment made by Tony Stark in “Avengers: Age of Ultron” regarding Hulk and Black Widow

You might have seen “the gif”
"I Hope You And Banner Aren't Playing Hide The Zucchini"
by Skylanderscollector June 22, 2024
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hide the zucchini

A game you play involving a couple, one who’s penis is green
You and Banner better not be playing hide the zucchini
by Skylanderscollector March 04, 2024
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Squeaky zucchini

I was banging this chick last night and she gave me a squeaky zucchini
by Scissors swings April 04, 2022
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Squeaky zucchini

I was banging this chick last night and she gave me a squeaky zucchini
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Oh so you're getting serious with her, huh? Has she let you plant your zucchini in the backyard yet?
by yungtrustfund3 August 09, 2023
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Zucchini Mama

A woman who likes to garden, can foods, eats healthy to an extreme extent, like, always has a mason jar full of concoctions they’re drinking, makes herbal tinctures, is likely, primarily a vegetarian, can have unkempt hair and can be either very quiet or very loud, no in between, has a good heart but can make you feel judged from time to time, but you put up with it because without your local Zucchini Mama, you wouldn’t know how to dress your wounds and you wouldn’t get boxes of zucchini’s and tomatoes fresh from the garden dropped off at your house randomly and you’ll never know a person who’s more willing to lend a helping hand in just about any situation.
Wow, you’re grandma is such a zucchini mama!
You can always count on a zucchini mama!
Here comes the zucchini mama!
by Untz-Cracker July 28, 2021
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