zooted

to be just so fucked up that ur brain is completely unfunctional for a certain period of time.

Nigga im so zooted right....now...uhhh

by Kavoen November 5, 2006

zoro that hoe

To fuck a woman/man in the ass until you get shit on the tip of your dick ,pull it out and write a z on their face with your dick. Then tell everyone that knows her/him you zoroed that hoe.

Jason your wife tina is hot i'd love to zoro that hoe.

by jay from catty June 21, 2009

Bun a Zoot

When someone is smoking a joint, or weed, or marijuana, Zoot means the joint itself.

Gangsta A: Bruv I wanna bun a zoot

Gangsta B: Yeh I got some zoot here, take it

Gangsta A: Ah safe bruv, I owe ya one

by Weed Master July 28, 2012

zoot fairy

Lady who can handle her blunt.

dude, you know beca? she is 'THE' zoot fairy. i mean look at her kill that shit.

by McBetterThanYou November 16, 2007

zooty move

when you are zooted and do stupid shit or act a fool

Yo Pete did a zooty move and fell on his ass when he tried getting out my car

by thebigcroatdude May 30, 2008

Bunning a Zoot

A zoot is weed so to bun it is to smoke it.

Person 1: "I'm bunning a zoot today"
Person 2: "Send me one, I beg."

by Sorksun November 9, 2017

zootbamland

beyond the point of zooted; intoxicated beyond all previous imagination

motha fucker we just crash landed in zootbamland!

by smolphry September 16, 2007