zipper trout

Specifically a penis, but more generally, the notion thereof.

Wanda and Trixie slapped on enough makeup to alter the stock price of Max Factor and went out to the clubs, trolling for zipper trout.

When Trixie finally caught up with Wanda, she was locked in a toilet stall in the Men's, apparently bobbing for toilet trout.

See also toilet trout

zipper trout by Max Radcliffe June 14, 2006

Zipper Dick 

The area near your dick/VJ where your zipper bulges up usually when you sit down and makes it look like you have a HUGE erection. this is for both men and women but if your a woman and your not lady gaga nobody will think you actually have an erection so really only men have a problem with this.

man near you: "Dude, What the hell control your dick"
you: "dont worry man, its just my zipper dick"

Zipper Dick by jelly fill'd July 7, 2010

Zipper-Suited Sun God 

US Air Force slang for a pilot.

The zipper suit refers to a flight suit - the one-piece garment worn by air crew members.

Check out the Zipper-Suited Sun God over there, acting like he owns this bar.

Zipper-Suited Sun God by Bill gronos July 2, 2009

zipper squat 

When a person can squat down in a catcher's position but be flat footed and totally relaxed and able to do this for a long period of time with perfect posture. Mainly only people of Asian background are able to perform this, thus the term zipper squat.

Look at that man smoking a cigarette doing the zipper squat.

zipper squat by Uncle Matto July 10, 2010

Zipper cream 

An unfortunate type of premature ejaculation in which a male spurts into the zipper of his pants while trying to remove them.

Jake was so excited about sexy times with Sheila that he zipper creamed everywhere. Sheila was not excited.

Zipper cream by redread January 21, 2014

Zipper Burn 

Where you get an erection while wearing pants.

"Your mom is hot, so she gave me a zipper burn."

Zipper Burn by Orexio January 21, 2016

zipper lip 

A Zipper lip is when a female is so cum drunk and cock hungry, she hastily rips the zipper down and while doing so her lip get caught in the zipper.

That chic wanted my cock so badly she got zipper lip.

zipper lip by Tre from Tucson September 12, 2017