your mother

fat

jake: your mother is fat
josh: NOOOOOOOOOOOO

by Sans_Gaming_Real April 8, 2021

Your Mother

Sean Connery's insult to Alex Trebek on SNL's Celebrity Jeopardy

Alex: Sean Connery in the lead with -17000$
Sean: That is what your mother said last night

by ThatWinnipegerTanjeen April 13, 2021

Your mother

approx 10 meters

Person 1: how long until we get there?
Person 2: around 12 your mothers

by Sovietube June 30, 2021

Your Mother

A Woman who has a child, most likely the person that the statement is directed at, and is having sexual intercourse with the person using the term on a regular basis.

I'm banging Your Mother

by Your New Father September 20, 2021

Your Mother

Is obviously the Australopitecus who gave birth to you and is probably fat so thats why everyone makes jokes about her.Wait a second don't you know who your mother is????? (didn't want to upset the fellow orphans researching about their mother true identity,so I suppose "follow your dreams and never give up!"

Nigel: Do you what Your Mother Jokes and your mother have in common
Derek:Idk Bruh.
Nigel:Even though they are old they are still enjoyed by everyone.
Derek:F@#k you,Nigel!

by warboi45 October 18, 2021

Your mother

A human I (and many 12 year olds on Xbox) have took part in consensual sexual intercourse with while you cry in the corner, but this is also used as a comeback when you are saddened by someone who has made you upset.

Offender: HA HA, I HAD SEX WITH YOUR MOTHER!
Victim: Ummm… WELL YOUR MOTHER
*oppisite*
Offender: HA, YOUR MOTHER IS MY BABE
Victim: *excessive crying*

by Guyp3rson October 18, 2021

Your mother

Akin to calling someone’s mother a whore

“The one who is called your mother wears the boots that are made for COMBAT!”

by anonymous October 20, 2021