Your Eggo Is Preggo

- knowing that you are pregnant
- the act of the sperm fertilising the egg
- taking a pregnancy test and finding it positive

I hate to tell you, but your eggo is preggo said Jane to her friend Ella.

by Table Turner December 19, 2008

Close your eyes

What someone says before they kidnap you

Close your eyes its ook

by Urcat February 15, 2019

Put a Dick in Your Ear

means "fuck what you heard".Term used when, you want somebody to basically forget what they think is true.

---Man, i heard you be messin' with Trina's ol ugly ass!
------"Dude! Put a Dick in Your Ear!!

by Edy_Bayshore November 8, 2007

getting your end away

Getting your end away means having a good shag with a woman

When my friend spoke to me this morning, as he had not been able to contact me last night, he said " I gather you must have been getting your end away when I phoned ".

by St Ias November 23, 2005

Type your eyes off

A computer variation of "Talk your ears off." When someone types a very long e-mail or message in social forum going on about anyting and everything. Rambling on with the fingers.

Sorry for the long e-mail, I didn't mean to type your eyes off.

by Trent Kuver May 7, 2008

Trust Your Elected Leaders

To place blind faith in your elected representatives with out holding them to account.

Something only a complete fool would do.

Too amny Americans Thrust their elected leaders.

by black flag June 5, 2004

box your ears

To strike someone on one or both thier ears with the flat of your palm,this totally destroys thier balance and usually destroys their eardrums if done right.

The mugger attacked me and I boxed his ears sending him down to the street.

by DR March 13, 2005