are you watching me

I am.

"Are you watching me?" "Of course not, just ask your Aunt Jackie." "How do you know my Aunt's name?" "..."

by I am bored and so are you December 16, 2019

You tell me

I could scarcely bear the thought of inhabiting the same universe as you.

Pottsy says:
what happened last weekend?
Ed says:
You tell me

by Lord Kimber December 14, 2008

if you ask me

A redundant phrase attached to the end of a sentence. People who use this phrase have nothing more to say, it is simply there as a filler (or perhaps to make it sound more "authentic").

Guy 1: Hey, what's our new teacher like?
Guy 2: Pretty cool if you ask me

by Emoji Movie Was A Good Movie January 27, 2021

are you challenging me

BOI SOMEONE GONNA GO PRO+ MODE ON YOU OOF OOF dun dun duuun duduud

hey b ARE YOU CHALLENGING ME my MDUHWHUFRIHWUY

by house lol January 25, 2021

You Noah'd Me

When you're go to fist pump or high five someone and they dont give it to you, making you look silly

Damien: *Goes for a high five*

Ian: *ignores it* what are you doing
Damien: I went to high five you but you noah'd me

by TickTockTicketyTock August 29, 2019

will you kiss me

A set of words uncommonly used, usually by a significant other, to request a kiss

Kendall: baby will you kiss me?
Mckayla: of course, I love you.

by Iloveyoumckayla March 27, 2017

Are you shitting me

If asked as a stand alone question, it means - are you out of your f-n mind?

If asked as a question at the end of a story or scenario, it means - how can anyone on earth stoop so low!?

Are you shitting me? I mean, is this for real? How can a human beings be so dumb?

by CaptainAmetrine December 11, 2019