Guy 1: “Damn I was gonna pick up some bitches today but a nightmare threw me off my game”
Guy 2: “that’s what I call nightmare before rizzmas
Guy 2: “that’s what I call nightmare before rizzmas
by iwjenfi January 25, 2023
Get the Nightmare before rizzmas mug.The strongest fucking weed on the face of the planet, its famously strong. Just by inhaling second hand smoke it will knock you out.
The strain was invented by a botanist from Harvard named Gustavo Esparza in the late 80's, he died on march 26, 1995. The evil strain of weed lives on, although there are many imitators out there who just steal the name. You will know when you get the real Blueberry Knightmare
The strain was invented by a botanist from Harvard named Gustavo Esparza in the late 80's, he died on march 26, 1995. The evil strain of weed lives on, although there are many imitators out there who just steal the name. You will know when you get the real Blueberry Knightmare
RAUL:Yo! yesterday the party was poppen at 2 a.m. the Dj was Cuttin up Tracks, The Music was Bumpin, people were dancing and grinding on each other, but then this gangster fool named "Casual" walked in smoking on a fat spliff of the infamous BLUEBERRY KNIGHTMARE...
the second hand smoke put everyone to sleep, everybody was on cloud 9
Cuban Pete: wasnt "Casual" the only one smoking it??? i dont know how he could even handle it!!!
Raul: I bet he has a higher tolerance to weed then snoop dogg
Cuban Pete: "Casual" is my hero and role model
Raul: hahaha everyone else in the party got knocked out just by the after smoke
Cuban Pete: God bless Gustavo Esparza the inventor!!!
the second hand smoke put everyone to sleep, everybody was on cloud 9
Cuban Pete: wasnt "Casual" the only one smoking it??? i dont know how he could even handle it!!!
Raul: I bet he has a higher tolerance to weed then snoop dogg
Cuban Pete: "Casual" is my hero and role model
Raul: hahaha everyone else in the party got knocked out just by the after smoke
Cuban Pete: God bless Gustavo Esparza the inventor!!!
by FishyFish2007 January 24, 2010
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Highly popular song from the 9th studio album of Metallica, Death Magnetic, somewhat of a grandson of Enter Sandman in some peoples opinion.
by Dracomier Robinson March 6, 2014
Get the all nightmare long mug.it is the ultimate stand of hank hill, capable of baking multiple foes alive with its mighty propane power. Hank hill has hid it all his life for when it shows the world would literally become sizzling hot and tasty like a giant burger. mmmm burgers.
"god damn it! I'm gonna kick your ass! with the power of my stand! propane nightmare!" hank hill just before he kicked everyones ass with propane nightmare, even jojo, cause no one can beat a texans stand.
by propane master hank swaggyhill October 1, 2018
Get the propane nightmare mug.Based on Umberto Eco's list for recognizing facism, "The enemy is both weak and strong.", Schrodinger's Nightmare is where the enemy is both your worst nightmare and just a dream that can easily be controlled and eliminated, depending on whether the rhetoric wants the population to be considered awake and alert to the problems, or asleep and caught unaware.
The enemy exists in an undefined nightmare state, where they could present a mortal danger or could be weak and ineffective, depending on which one is desired for the rhetoric. Though people or groups can have both strengths and weaknesses, Schrodinger's Nightmare rhetoric is not interested in what those strengths and weaknesses are, or anything factual for that matter; instead, it invents extremes for terrorizing the population, to drive fear and hatred into them.
The enemy exists in an undefined nightmare state, where they could present a mortal danger or could be weak and ineffective, depending on which one is desired for the rhetoric. Though people or groups can have both strengths and weaknesses, Schrodinger's Nightmare rhetoric is not interested in what those strengths and weaknesses are, or anything factual for that matter; instead, it invents extremes for terrorizing the population, to drive fear and hatred into them.
Awake and alert: "So we have these carrot-eaters, who want carrots to be the only food. Obviously no one can survive only on carrots. I think natural selection will sort out these weaklings pretty quick."
Asleep and caught unaware: "Carrot-eaters swarmed a grocery store in the early morning hours, when parents were taking their kids to school, overwhelming the grocery staff with their 'carrots only' picket signs and disrupting a mother who was trying to get some quick breakfast for her kid, the pair already running late to get to school."
"With it made clear the lengths these carrots-only freaks will go to in their crusade, it's clear we're living in a real Schrodinger's Nightmare. When are people going to wake up and do something? They're destroying everything. And remember, they are weak, they aren't getting the right nutrition. It won't be challenging to take them out."
Asleep and caught unaware: "Carrot-eaters swarmed a grocery store in the early morning hours, when parents were taking their kids to school, overwhelming the grocery staff with their 'carrots only' picket signs and disrupting a mother who was trying to get some quick breakfast for her kid, the pair already running late to get to school."
"With it made clear the lengths these carrots-only freaks will go to in their crusade, it's clear we're living in a real Schrodinger's Nightmare. When are people going to wake up and do something? They're destroying everything. And remember, they are weak, they aren't getting the right nutrition. It won't be challenging to take them out."
by last_days_of_pompyeye October 14, 2019
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We were missing two of the required parts, so trying to assemble the furniture turned into a whore's nightmare.
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