fuzzy-wuzzy

A children's rhyme in the nature of a tongue twister.

Fuzzy-wuzzy was a bear. Fuzzy-wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy-wuzzy wasn't very fuzzy, was he?

by JNJ April 23, 2005

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wazzap

A douchebag way to say what's up. Will often be followed by an awkward silence.

Joe: Hey Jeff, WAZZAP MAAAAAN!!???

Jeff: ...What the fuck was that?

Joe: *looks down at feet* I was just...you know man...

Jeff: Whatever man. I'll get the whipped cream.

by Sue Doe Nymm June 5, 2009

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1) A small, prickly animal resembling an echidna. These creatures can talk in nasal squeaky voices, and absolutely adore cheeseburgers and fanta. Native to WuzzyWorld, where squillions of them live, however many wander around on Earth where they are not noticed by most people as they are able to camoflage themselves to look just like their surroundings. They are exceedingly dim and retarded, however very hard to kill which is good as they are constantly being run over, falling off cliffs etc. Say 'Neeee hah!' a lot. Many have specific names such as Lord High Wuzzy, the Wuzzy of Great Authority (who is exceedingly intelligent by wuzzy standards), Burger Seller Wuzzy, Baked Bean Wuzzy, Lemon Meringue Pie Wuzzy, Wuzzy Ho, General Wuzzy, etc.
2) A mini-wuzzy, ie. an extra small wuzzy. Mini wuzzys are much more violent than the placid normal wuzzys, and are constantly annoying everyone by trying to take over the world. They never suceed as they are too small and pathetic.
3) A cute animal, or just an animal.

1) Bob: Oh look, a wuzzy!
Dave: Damn, it's eating my burger!
Wuzzy: BURGERS nee hah! *slurps up burger*

2) Bob: Oh look, a tiny wuzzy!
Dave: Quick, somebody stamp on it
Mini wuzzy: BEND TO MY WILL PUNY HUMANS, I SHALL- *squish*

3) Bob: Aw look a sheep
Dave: Yeah, it's so wuzzy!
Sheep: le BAA
Bob: I think it's french
Sheep: le Baa et BleatBaa
Dave: Yeah definately french.

by TheWuzzy July 4, 2011

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wazza

no wazzas can mean no worries in Australia

"I'll be round for coffee."
"No wazzas. Your coffee machine is set up in the main kitchen."

by jesterdream May 13, 2016

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Fuzzy Wuzzy Shwooz

1. A Type of mop
2. When you jizz on an especially hairy vagina and then motorboat it.

Boss: Clean up that menstrual blood with a fuzzy wuzzy Swooz
Employee: fuck....

Dude 1: I hear that she doesn't fuck anyone unless they Fuzzy Wuzzy Shwooz her.
Dude 2: Yeah, a girl as hot as that I would totally do it though.

by The Whitman Whiggler June 7, 2010

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