tinky winky

Tinky Winky is the tallest (and most noticable) Telletubby.

He is purple, with a purple triangle-shaped stem on his head. He enjoys singing, dancing, toting his pink purse, and most likely frequenting gay clubs after a hard day in Telletubby land.

Dipsy: Tinky Winky! Will you play with Laa-Laa's ball?

Tinky Winky: Dipsy, you and I both know you aren't articulate enough to form those sentences!

Dipsy: Oh... Erm, Tinky-Winky play with ball?

Tinky Winky: How about we play with two, big boy?

Dipsy: (cries)

by Joel April 13, 2005

dinky winky

n. A small penis

After I saw my mom naked, I suffered from dinky winky for a week

by Holden McCrank March 14, 2003

captain winky

a slang word for penis

captain winky came to visit me last night

by slone July 22, 2003

winky time

Often used as a code word for masturbating in the most enjoyable way possible.

Boy: I'm ready to have winky time later babe ;)

Girl: Yeah babe i love doing it to the sight of your hard cock ;)

by Minecraft888 June 16, 2019

winkie grinder

A ski lift of the 'Poma' (manufacturer) or 'Platter' type, consisting of a single pole/basket seat that you stick between your legs and pulls you up the track to the top of the ski hill. It 'grinds' your winkie (genitalia) if you are not careful or your ski pants are not thick enough. Not really true as I used to ride it at Paskapoo when I was a kid, and my winky survived. As proof, I have a daughter, Sarah, who came up with this definition when she was 7.

Dad, I'm so glad the winkie grinder is not running today.

by Dave,- Lake Louise January 16, 2007

Kinky winky

The forbidden teletubby.

I had to stop my kids watching tellytubbies because kinky winky subverted the show.

by Subversive squirrel July 20, 2018

Winkie door

Definition 1: The door you unlock with your winkie *wink,wink*

Definition 2: The organ near your heart that acts up whenever you do something extreme or when you are in a nervous situation.

Definition 3: A man amoung men who fights winkies.

Ex 1. I tried to unlock the winkiedoor with my winkie but my winkie broke off.

Ex 2. When I made myself a winkie torch my winkie door was going 1000 mph.

Ex 3. Right after work at the daycare center Chuck Norris is a winkie door.

by Fernanthony April 9, 2009