Willard

A gray and hairy person in his/her mid 50s in desperate need of some wrinkle cream and laser hair removal.

Ewe look at him he looks like a Willard.

She looks so bad today that she looks like a Willard.

He is so hairy he almost looks like a Willard.

by Stretchalufagus bubba September 20, 2014

A Willard Complex

the opportunity to have sexual relations with anyone without any repercussions whatsoever. no matter what.

Guy 1: I would hella bang Ms. W.
Guy 2: But is that one fine ginger on your jock?!?!
Guy 1: its chill, its A Willard Complex.
Guy 2: oooooo fasho then blud, cuz i was finna say.

by nigga1000 November 22, 2011

wilford brimley

When a man goes down on a woman whilst she has a yeast infection the consistency of Quaker Oats.

A good Wilford Brimley always makes me hungry for funnel cake.

by Eric July 31, 2003

Georgina wilford

a girl i went out with for a while that takes life way 2 seriouse and needs to get over her ex-boyfreinds better cus it didnt half annoy me. get over it god damn u

"will u go out wit me again?"
"no"
next day
"will u go out with me again?"
"no"

by jim bob charley March 28, 2004

Willard High School

A place where many learn from screaming beasts that u have no idea where they came from or what they want, but you pretend to listen and try not to kill yourself in front of everyone. Then, of course, there are the teachers.

Many believe no one can kick their ass...they tend to reach an average height of 5'1"

I was walking through willard high school...my soul seems a little bit emptier...

by Xolvan Auditore da Willardio August 21, 2011

Willard

Willard is a stupid fucking faggot who loves to get dominated by egirls. He is fucking gay and finds lots of egirls on minecraft. He thinks he's super dominant and godly but hes 77% submissive on his bdsm test. He thinks hes everything in this world but he is nothing than a handicapped fortnite player thinking he will go to heaven but nah boy jesus doesnt love him lmfao hes going to hell boy!!!!

fuck willard. me and my homies hate willard.

by eboy hate page May 16, 2020

wilford brimley

to stuff a girl's vagina with piping hot quaker oats and then porky piggin' that shit.

me: "dude i had breakfast with your sister yesterday"

you: "yeah?"

me: "yeah, i gave her a wilford brimley."

by erik f. neumann January 10, 2008