Willism

1. a remark or a statement from someone that makes absolutely no sense.

2. When a word is used improperly, causing the statement to be confusing.

"Tampa should be called tampon, because theres so many hot bitches there!"

"Stop chewing on your cubicles"

"Thats not good teamanship"

"i hate willisms"

by murphyslaw June 9, 2009

willis

the king of neverneverland

hes amazing at flying and is married to Megan Fox

'WILLIS IM FLYING'

by you know whooooooooooo :) ! July 23, 2009

Juice Willis

What Bruce Willis would be if he was a drink.

"Aye, dawg. You want some of this Juice Willis? It's to DIE HARD for."

by PoliPotter April 13, 2009

Willis

A black man, with a huge afro.
You know a willis when you walk past him on the street, because his huge afro just stands out.

Person 1: WOAH! Dude, It's Willis!
Person 2: Good spot! WOW! Look at his afro!

by JakeyCofofo April 10, 2009

willis

greater man than you can ever be

he is one hell of a willis, fucks two girls by using one as a condom

by 1arry December 28, 2005

Willis

A fingering position. Thumb is tucked in. Ring finger is crossed over middle finger. Index finger and pinkie stick out to sides.

Place pinkie in anus, ring and middle fingers in vagina, and index finger in urethra.

Dude 1 : What did you do once you got her clothes off?
Dude 2 : Gave that bitch the Willis

by De_Dust3 February 8, 2009

Shake hands with Bruce Willis

A synonym for Masturbation.

I can't wait to go home and Shake hands with Bruce Willis.

by Erich Hein August 2, 2007