When you lay a tird legnth-wise down your partner's chest so that when finished it has the appearance of a necktie...made of shit.
by frecklef'er April 20, 2010
Get the Toledo Necktiemug. Cool school in Toledo Ohio. Campus is Huge and is ranked as one of the most beautiful campuses. if your on campus and drive one way. your in a rich neighborhood. drive the other way and its pretty dirty and ghetto. but overall pretty nice college
Billy:Bro should we hang with the millionaires? or smoke crack in the ghetto?
John: Why don't we do both? were at the University Of Toledo so its all cool
Billy: Alright!!!!!
John: Why don't we do both? were at the University Of Toledo so its all cool
Billy: Alright!!!!!
by nji234 June 18, 2012
Get the University Of Toledomug. The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.
A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."
by The Earl of Teabag September 17, 2008
Get the Toledo Burritomug. The act of wrapping an erect penis in a tortilla (flour or corn), then filling the tortilla with meat, rice, salsa, and other assorted ingredients. This contraption will then be used as a contraceptive while the man practices intercourse. The friction will result in the burrito cooking to a tasty, edible state. Bonus points are awarded to folks who use raw beef and successfully cook it to a medium or medium-well state.
A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
A member of the Holy Toledo Trinity, along with the "Toledo Mosquito" and the "Toledo Funguito".
"I had the ingredients lying around, so I was like, 'Hey, Becky, do you want a Toledo Burrito?' and she was all, 'Yeah, I guess.' So I had sex with her with a burrito on my penis."
by The Earl of Teabag September 15, 2008
Get the Toledo Burritomug. Toledo's apparent premier campus offering education in all subject matters especially Engineering, Business, and Law. Meant to drive every commuting student enrolled crazy by failing to provide sufficient parking. Also, foreign students and minorities make up the majority of this ghetto slum.
by Chris January 3, 2005
Get the University of Toledomug. Dude...I tried to have sex with this girl last night when I realized she already had a tampon in and got a Toledo Surprise
by JookieAndSWoww November 3, 2013
Get the Toledo Surprisemug. When you're eating your girls pussy, and she leaves a little shit on your chin. Usually a result of a phenomenal orgasm.
by Goddessmz February 4, 2016
Get the toledo teacupmug.