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Roland

Typically known as a manipulator, mansplainer, and misogynist. Roland’s do not have a single kind bone in their body and will do anything to hurt anyone simply for their own amusement. They care only about the story they are telling to other people for pity and will paint anyone in a bad light. Stupid. Really honestly stupid. One would be able to use many swear words to describe a Roland. Many would use f**Kwitt as a common one. It was also heard that more often than not, a Roland will not only come with abusive qualities, but a small Willy too! It’s a package deal!! Never trust a Roland and if you can, on your death bed say “I left a million dollars under the..” and then die before you can finish the sentence. Drive any Roland to insanity if it is the last thing you do!!!
Person 1: “Did you hear about that Roland guy”

Person 2: “Oh yeah I did. Heard he was a piece of work. I could never trust a Roland”
by Georgia Maria Antoinette Smith October 15, 2022
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Roland

A rare type of virus which causes the hair of miltary men to rust during war.
Teacher: why is it compulsory for soldiers to trim their hair?
Student: to avoid roland
Teacher:✔✔
by N1ck1 May 27, 2018
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Rolanding

Using commissioner power to hand out unprecedented punishments to help ones own team make the playoffs. Typically used on someone nice/mature enough to let it go and move on.
Is Erik rolanding into the playoffs again? We need to see these rules...
by goldrushatl August 7, 2018
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Roland special

Highly customized Glock pistol, equipped with a red dot sight and compensator intended for long range or dynamic shooting, but more commonly drooled over by mall ninjas.
Guy1: "Hey, I just got this new G19 and am thinking of turning it into a Roland special"
Guy2: "stop being such a mall ninja dude, you haven't been to the range in weeks"
by Definitely a human September 11, 2018
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Roland Nanty

Seggsy French radio host, fucks twinks
Rosey: Life is so hard when you can't choose between two seggsy French

hoes like Antoine and Roland Nanty :(
by Rekcuskcid‼️ November 23, 2021
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Roland

Master manipulator who can rival Aizen, Insane gaslighter that will make you feel you are losing your mind. This guy is referred to as "Mr. Bitches" by his colleagues, this is due to him being a serial womanizer who will manipulate women to get what he wants.
Man, I can't believe Roland stole my girl.
by 999C May 19, 2025
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Roland

Roland coaster
by 4235655 May 11, 2022
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