Fifth Wheel

The person in a friend group that’s technically part of said friend group but is only actually part of it when one is missing. Like a fifth spare tire.

“I wish I had some better friends, mine only treat me like a fifth wheel.”

by Crow98 June 11, 2018

wheedlebow

(n) Becoming overwhelmed with laughter; usu. disproportionate to the actual object of humor.

Having been up all night, Annie was susceptible to wheedlebow...at the first unexpected knock-knock joke, she laughed until she choked.

by The Wright Family January 13, 2013

wheelchairtime

When you're so fucking drunk that you can't feel your legs or stand unassisted requiring the aid of a wheel chair.

Steve is so shit faced, get his fucking ass a wheel chair. He can't stand up and I think he shit his pants! Fuck this, get this dude a wheel chair! #wheelchairtime

by Wheelchair time justin November 15, 2013

Wheelchair Wasted

Being too drunk to move yourself and relying on a wheelchair and your friends to wheel your almost lifeless body back home.

She drank way too much tequila and got wheelchair wasted... it was a rough night for all of us.

by Userguy August 26, 2014

wheel meat

any deli-type meat that is cut into round slices

I'm out of cash so I have to eat wheel meat sandwiches until payday.

by june t May 14, 2015

Webered

The act of doing poorly on a test and/or quiz after studying with your dad the night before

I just webered that test bro.

by Readingrox48 January 17, 2017

Jack Wheelchair

Derogatory nickname given to former Arsenal midfielder Jack Wilshere, due to the amount of time he has spent on the sidelines due to persistent injury problems.

I see Jack Wilshere's out for another month with an ankle injury. More like Jack Wheelchair, am I right?

by falsetokaiba December 17, 2019