"When you've taken a long break and you finally make a small joint with dank ass weed.
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”
Usually less weed than the filter, preferably 14% THC.”
"My friends smoked tons of weed with only around 2 - 4% THC. Where as I smoked a Chinese Penis (Weed) after my long ass break. I got turnt."
by NigletBlackman May 29, 2016
Get the Chinese Penis (Weed) mug.The type of friend that will only hang out with you, if you provide marijuana. Usually will make some lame excuse not to hang out if marijuana won't be present.
You: Dude want to hang out this Saturday?
Weed Only Friend: Yeah I don't have plans man, you got any weed?
You: No and my mom is going to be home.
Weed Only Friend: Oh shit, I just remembered I have a doctor's appointment that night.
Weed Only Friend: Yeah I don't have plans man, you got any weed?
You: No and my mom is going to be home.
Weed Only Friend: Oh shit, I just remembered I have a doctor's appointment that night.
by funnystufflol16 May 25, 2009
Get the Weed Only Friend mug.Girl: Chris is that a weed?
Chris: No it's a-
Girl: I'm calling the police.
*Typing 911 into a microwave*
Chris: No, That wont wor-
Operator: 911 What's your emergency.
*Chris questions life*
Weed. Yeah.
Chris: No it's a-
Girl: I'm calling the police.
*Typing 911 into a microwave*
Chris: No, That wont wor-
Operator: 911 What's your emergency.
*Chris questions life*
Weed. Yeah.
by MaximusIsHereNow May 18, 2021
Get the Weed mug.The ability to recognize/detect the smell of weed anywhere or on anyone who has just been smoking it. Almost like the word "gaydar" but only with weed.
Damn!You late for work again and....whats that smell? Fuck man! my weedar went crazy when you walked into the room.
by Nelao1hotchick January 25, 2008
Get the weedar mug.by Matt DaMan February 25, 2009
Get the weedar mug.Marijuana that is so good, your friends make it disappear in the night. Ghostly actions happened to your dope! Rasta reference emulated into word.
First Stoner: "Hey man, where's that great smoke from last night?" "What kind was dat anyway?"
Second Stoner: "Dat was my Duppy Weed!"
Second Stoner: "Dat was my Duppy Weed!"
by monkeygirlmarley December 24, 2010
Get the Duppy Weed mug.A weed so potent, that not only does it get you stoned off your fucking ass in two hits, but makes you laugh so hard that tears start rolling down your face uncontrollably thus giving the appearance you have just watched "Titanic". Something as simple as a knock knock joke that you heard in 2nd grade can cause you to roll on the floor screaming and crying with laughter. Another name for this strain is "Period Weed" because it's only a carton of Ben & Jerry's and a can of chocolate frosting away from an all out period crying fest. So if you are up for smoking this Devil's Ganja, than grab some tissues and enjoy the ride.
Jared: (laughing uncontrollably)
Ryan: "Jesus Mother Mary and Joseph, what the fuck is up with you?"
Jared: "(starts crying and sobbing) I can't...I can't...help me..."
Ryan: "Damn dude. You're geeked out of your fucking mind. You must have smoked that Titanic Weed or some shit."
Ryan: "Jesus Mother Mary and Joseph, what the fuck is up with you?"
Jared: "(starts crying and sobbing) I can't...I can't...help me..."
Ryan: "Damn dude. You're geeked out of your fucking mind. You must have smoked that Titanic Weed or some shit."
by Rosemary's Babies October 26, 2014
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