Weasel

Dodgy geezer who snorts crack

"yea man that kids well terse"

by Mark Kelly December 1, 2004

Weasel

A fuzzy penis that looks like a weasel.

Someone pet Norman's weasel!

by Spanky McSpankers December 25, 2007

Weasel

A small furry animals, by definition the size of a horses' erect penis.

She pet it because she thought it was a weasel, but then realized it was a horses erect penis.

by yyachub1 September 26, 2010

Weasel

Someone that refuses to do as they are told

Saph is a weasel

by XD-Cause December 3, 2019

Weasel

A weasel is a young skinny white male age 14 to 21, often wearing skater type clothes including a hoodie. Sometimes they carry skateboards or drive tricked-out Hondas Civics.
Some carry wallets with long chains.

Look at those weasels with their skateboards in the parking lot.

by NAVYTOWNROGER June 16, 2010

Weasel

a small, annoying, person who dyes thier fringe blue and thinks thier clever! NOT! Also they think they're cool and good at everything.

Josh moran is a weasel

by Dave davisson February 20, 2008

Weaseling

The act of aggressively inhaling with the nose against someone's groin.

My wife loves a good weaseling
Weasel me Jesus!

by Sniffer17 April 9, 2014