weasel

a person thinking doodles are totally awesome! and that rides horses with a hunchback and piano hands. the "april babies" hate them.

weasel stomping day is their national holiday.

that stupid weasel is obbsessed with doodles!

that stupid weasel cant ride a horse.

by doodleoutttttt June 17, 2009

Weasel

taking out ur teeth and giving someone a gum job.

Weasel hooked me up last night

by ruedog October 16, 2007

Weasel

A device in which canabis is consumed also known as a ' bucket '. cut off a 1/4 of a 2 litre bottle from the top and cut off 1/8th of a 1 litre bottle from the bottom, fill the 2 litre bottle up with water and drop the 1 litre bottle in.

Person 1 : " Alright son? Fancy a weasel? "
Person 2 : " Whey aye! "

by ridlarh January 7, 2008

weasel

is a name for a small lanky guy who would rather fly than fight, always happens to get into bad situations and does anything to get out of also enjoys soft foods like jelly and custard.

hey weasel get back here

by The Advantageous DJ & Salazar April 3, 2011

Weasel

When a guy asks his girlfriend, "What animal do I remind you of" and she says something ugly, then she feels bad, and fucks him.

Katie told Randy that he looked like a douche and then gave him a weasel.

by Scuttle King May 6, 2011

Weasel

Someone who is a know it all and lives to correct people. Memorizes everything verbatim

Zach memorized the whole book verbatim and even corrected the instructor. He's such a weasel!

by rlosoccer August 27, 2017

Weasel

A small, furry creature who may look innocent at first but is really a horrible, feisty, mean, crazy, ferocious animal when you get to know it.

Brian: Oh my god! I’m never going to mess with the weasel clan again!
Ryan: Why? They look so cute and innocent!

by The Weasel Clan April 20, 2018