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Waterboarding

When a towel is placed over one’s face and a woman squats over them and urinates on the towel and face while one self gratifies. This simulates drowning and is often used in interrogations of terrorists. It is also used in a select few that choose this form of erotica as it takes autoerotic asphyxiation to the next level.
I hired a hooker in Vegas , we went to the hotel room , and with a wash cloth from the bathroom she commenced waterboarding while I jerked my meat. Room service walked in and promptly did an about face whilst gasping and gagging all in one motion.
by Dr Mantic Toboggan August 6, 2023
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going to the bathroom, specifically, taking a fast-flowing piss.
by floydtaylor September 25, 2023
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Vaginal Waterboarding

When a woman who squirts sits on your face, and orgasms thereby nearly drowning her partner.
I went down on a girl last night, and when she squirted in my mouth, she nearly killed me with her "Vaginal Waterboarding"
by Yodas Dong November 28, 2021
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Hawaiian Waterboarding

The act of consuming a sperm load-increasing pill, ejaculating in a woman's esophagus and nostrils, and allowing her to simultaneously choke and suffocate on your sperm.
1: "Hey, bro you hookin' up with that bad bitch from last night?"
2: "Yeah dude, I'm gonna give her the Hawaiian Waterboarding Special."
1: "Good Luck dawg, hope it doesn't turn into an Alaskan Snowdragon."
2: "Bet.
by M1rc4t March 12, 2024
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Waterboardism

Dick Chaney calling Trump a coward and the most dangerous man in history. He used lies and violence to steal the election stay in power.
"Dick Chaney is endorcing his daughter in an election ad" "Dick Chaney, the guy who lied us into a war and started a torture program, who would fall for that?""He uses 'waterboardism', a form of projecting his own malice"
by Michel737 August 6, 2022
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