Waffling

wof-uh l- ing- verb.

Standing near the waffle maker in a cafeteria and hitting on a sex interest who is making a waffle. It is a fool-proof method because, no matter how annoying or unwanted you are, they have to be there for three minutes.

Johnny needs a date to the dance, so he's been waffling all morning.

by nataliekayt December 19, 2007

waffling

1. To talk on and on and on without realising that no-one is really listening to you, and you aren't really listening to what you are saying, you just like the sound of your own voice.

2. To 'waffle' or 'waffle on'

1. Geez that girl is really waffling

2. Man, can that bloke waffle on or what?

by muttman August 20, 2004

waffling

When someone falls asleep on their keyboard and has a 'waffle' pattern on their face.

Person1: Why is so-and-so not responding to my IM's?
Person2: Dude, so-and-so is probably waffling!

by Oprahruru March 31, 2009

waffling

talking around the
point, filling in time, or boring talk.

"We're continuously
waffling from the ridiculous to the sublime.".

by Brokenstars August 29, 2004

waffling

The act of jizzing on a waffle and then making someone eat it.

I felt frisky in the morning so to get back at Jim I did some waffling.

by pylorns August 30, 2004

Waffling Jackass

(1) The democrat's candidate for president of the United States - John Kerry
(2) Someone that has alzheimers that can't remember what they said yesterday due to an opinion poll shift.
(3) Someone who can contradict himself in one sentence eg. "I voted for it before I voted against it"

See also John Kerry John F Kerry Democrat dimocrat democrap

John Kerry needs to divorce Ketchup lady and marry Mrs. Buttersworth - It's only appropriate.

by the waffletoday September 13, 2004

waffling

To talk, without direction or clarity, at length. Often used to fill dead space in conversation.

Suzie would have been easier to get along with if she didn't keep waffling about the most banal things.

by salmonmoose August 19, 2004