Walker

A person with a rather small penis that does not exceed 3". They suffer from a semi functioning sphincter and often defecate in swimming pools, partly for fun and partly because they can't help it. In Khazachstan, and other parts of Eastern Europe, Walkers are hung at the age of 16 and have their sphincters removed, and made into rings.

"Ewww,I went swimming and some f**king Walker laid one on the diving board!"

by Mr.Cools December 23, 2008

Walker

Most know the word walker, from famous heroes such as Luke Skywalker. However, walker is actually been translated into a synonym of the word Fickling which is generally a lanky fucker. These words come hand in hand and generally used to describe homoerotic lanky men with extremely short penises.

I see a Fickling yesterday, and a Walker today. What is with all the lanky people?

by DonkeySmash December 17, 2010

walker

literal crackhead who wont stop screaming

person 1: ew walker stop
walker: *vibrates to another planet*

by walker t6yd70imjop November 16, 2019

Walker

walker is the type of guy to date a guy name maddy and will leave town after a year of knowing you

walkers a bitch

by walkersabitch101 May 25, 2018

walker

A term for someone who has not gone through puberty yet.

Karl is a real walker

by lovejoy January 6, 2008

Walkered

When everyone in a group chat ignores your texts whether it's on purpose or accidental.

I was asking what the plans were for tomorrow night and I totally got walkered... This is bullshit

by Walkered September 21, 2016

Walkered

New term for defeat due to association with Gov. Scott Walker of Wisconsin.

Jeff Stone got Walkered tonight in Milwaukee. He lost the race for County Exec.

by pseudo-smartass April 24, 2011