Wake up denial

Refusing to wake up,no matter how loud your mom's scream is, or your shitty Samsung alarm.

I had serious Wake up denial this morning.

by Trollblox October 18, 2017

cant wake up

Saaave me!

cant wake up WAKE ME UP INSIDE

by f the police comin straight October 2, 2017

wake that tea up

To bring back the energy of a situation that either happened recently, or a while ago.

Person 1 - You know “Girl” been asking people for money as charity but she actually using them to pay her bills?

Person 2 - Hold on.. WAKE THAT TEA UP!! She lucky she got no money from me!

by etherentz August 1, 2023

waking up pregnant

when a person gets unbelievably drunk that its inevitable they will wake up pregnant, funnier when used on guys

Mike had 4 long islands and 2 mind erasers last night that betch is definately waking up pregnant.

by preggoleggo June 11, 2011

Wake-up Sauce

It's coffee.

Yo, I'm tired af my guy, got any Wake-up Sauce?

by Nikuzan August 28, 2017

wake up dick

This is what special ladies receive in the morning. Specifically, it's the intercourse that starts right when they wake up.

Get your sleep baby. In the morning I have some "wake up dick" for you.

by Versatile337 January 11, 2009

wake up to yourself

The term: 'Wake up to yourself' (or 'wake up to ya bloody self'), implies that one should think before acting.

Wake up to yourself and frack off - A phrase used to insist that the listener think about her/his actions before attempting the task at hand whatever it may be, in this case the fracking of gas in Northern Territory, Australia.

by G Morwong April 11, 2018