Mad-Wafting

When your vagina is so intoxicating that the guy falls asleep before having sex.

He put his head in my lap and I started Mad-Wafting him and he started snoring loudly.

by Df1434 December 5, 2021

Wafter

A colleague prone to vacating their desk/seat and disappearing for extended periods to saunter and waft around in a manner akin to a fart, informally referred to as 'doing a Bernie' or 'going on a Bernie'; they may return sporadically only to promptly disappear again, in which case they shall be referred to as having completed a 'double-waft' or 'double-Bernie'. From the Latin phrase 'Whenum isum Bernum est?' meaning 'Where is the Wafter?'

'Where's John, he's been in and out of his seat like a jackrabbit all morning, and now he's been gone for two hours?'

'What do you expect of a Wafter, he must be on another marathon Bernie'

by Baxter McGilverson April 13, 2014

wafty

Used when something is wonky or if someone does something crap

That shot was wafty
The table is wafty

by thelostlibertine April 1, 2005

wafting

The olfactory phenomenon that occurs when a woman who neglects her personal hygiene chooses to use "natural" sea sponge tampons or nothing whatsoever to staunch her mentstrual flow.

Everyone noticed the smell of Jodi's rank menstrual ooze wafting throughout the room during the staff meeting.

by SmellPatrol July 21, 2010

wafting session

a interval of time where one wafts

the car drove by and i had a wafting session

by hank jim August 8, 2010

Wafties

The act of 'wafting'. That is the wafting of a silent fart to increase the effectiveness of its aroma to unaware bystanders.

'Hey! That stinks! Did you just wafties me?'

by erockmoss February 4, 2010

waftush

To put one's face between the lips of the vagina and shake the head from side to side, in essence to motorboat the vagina

Wouldn't you just love to give her a good waftush?

by DaniDoDaLaa April 15, 2011