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Bitch wafer 

think of a skinny, white-trash, single mother with two-to-five kids, and goes out partying at 5 o'clock in the morning on Wednesday. These are women are bitch wafers.

Bitch wafers are the women that let their kids steal from the supermarket and fight each other with what they stole. Bitch wafers live in the suburbs and have messy houses that belong in the Inner Cities. Bitch wafers wear skimpy tank tops and have breath that smells like semen. Their kids will one day grow up to be mechanics; homeless drunks; crack addicts; terrible comedians; or musicians that play in dark, damp, crowded, smokey bars where everyone is too drunk to realize how terrible this band is.

It is debatable what social class they have to be in, but the majority are lower-middle class. Of the few that aren't middle class are Paris Hilton and Britney Spears.
Did you hear about Britney Spears? She slept with 3 guys, but her baby is at home, alone! What a bitch wafeR!

Look at that bitch wafer checkin' you out at that table over there. I bet her kids mugged their teacher.

I heard Timmy's mom was a bitch wafer. She smells like beer and weed.
Bitch wafer by Houdini Splicer February 19, 2010

meat wafer 

The flakey bit of skin in between a women's legs after prolonged time after splooge has been deposited in said area.
"Mate, I smashed her last week and she's still carrying a meat wafer in her gusset. She needs to dispose of it."
meat wafer by Slunderwood September 20, 2013

Vanilla wafer 

Someone who is not kinky/prefers regular sex.
"My friend Swag doesn't have any kinks, he's a vanilla wafer."
Vanilla wafer by sumauds April 9, 2021

Pink Wafer Style 

To go Pink Wafer Style on somebody is to pound them to the floor so fast like a light weight boxer. Hence the pink wafer buscuit is very lightweight.
If I see him again, I'm gonna go pink wafer style on his arse!
Pink Wafer Style by RevHor July 7, 2009

sugar wafer 

A rich white girl, generally between the age of 18-30, who gives people financial support in exchange for sex that drinks a lot of Starbucks, fucks a lot of black guys with big dicks, and wears ugg boots.
Yo nigga, I got me a new sugar wafer, she give more than welfare.
sugar wafer by John Higgens April 16, 2016

nilla wafer 

What people eat when they run out of cookies.
Damnit, we’re out of cookies. All we have is an 8-year old box of Nilla Wafers in the back of the pantry.
nilla wafer by Jfman August 9, 2018