DST Vortex ( or DSTV ) is the vortex in which those with varying degrees of DST compliant time keeping devices get lost due to recent DST changes.
Boss: Why the crap were you late this morning?
Employee: My time keeping devices, which are new enough to keep DST but too old to recognize the recent DST changes, changed time erroneously, causing great confusion and tardiness.
Boss: Oh. You mean you got stuck in the DST Vortex?
Employee: Yeah, that.
Boss: Dork.
Employee: My time keeping devices, which are new enough to keep DST but too old to recognize the recent DST changes, changed time erroneously, causing great confusion and tardiness.
Boss: Oh. You mean you got stuck in the DST Vortex?
Employee: Yeah, that.
Boss: Dork.
by gbot October 29, 2007
The vomit vortex is created by driving at excessive speeds down the pensacola bridge following 11 hours of binge drinking. The vortex creator needs to consume fish tacos prior to departure, lean over, and puke into the car's slipstream, creating a vomit vortex.
Dude that was a vomit Vortex
by warion July 13, 2010
vortex of wonder
- When your mind can't focus; when it is hard to concentrate; when your mind is reeling with too many things to think about
- When your mind can't focus; when it is hard to concentrate; when your mind is reeling with too many things to think about
by Blast-08 September 11, 2008
A literal clean vocals god. Also plays the bass. Member of the metal bands Arcturus, Lamented Souls, Borknagar, and formerly a member of the iconic band Dimmu Borgir.
by vibing parrot November 15, 2020
by BeastMoge September 20, 2016
I asked Susan if she simply liked dogs and she ended up talking to me for 30 minutes. She's such a vocal vortex!
by drkrappenschitz April 04, 2018
When you continually tell yourself that you are going to do something productive with your day, but you find something interesting on the internet and then something else. Then you look at the clock and you've wasted your whole day.
James made a to-do list, he then got on his computer and was sucked into the internet vortex, achieving nothing on his to-do list.
by YourMomEatsMayo November 24, 2013