Vortex of Fuck

When you get sucked into someone else's drama

My friend got divorced and wanted to drag me into her vortex of fuck by talking about her problems.

by Rubymonster April 19, 2018

DST Vortex

DST Vortex ( or DSTV ) is the vortex in which those with varying degrees of DST compliant time keeping devices get lost due to recent DST changes.

Boss: Why the crap were you late this morning?
Employee: My time keeping devices, which are new enough to keep DST but too old to recognize the recent DST changes, changed time erroneously, causing great confusion and tardiness.
Boss: Oh. You mean you got stuck in the DST Vortex?
Employee: Yeah, that.
Boss: Dork.

by gbot November 16, 2007

Vortex of wonder

vortex of wonder
- When your mind can't focus; when it is hard to concentrate; when your mind is reeling with too many things to think about

Dude, my mind is a vortex of wonder...

by Blast-08 October 22, 2008

ICS Vortex

A literal clean vocals god. Also plays the bass. Member of the metal bands Arcturus, Lamented Souls, Borknagar, and formerly a member of the iconic band Dimmu Borgir.

Wow, have you heard ICS Vortex's new track? It's amazing.

by vibing parrot November 15, 2020

Vortex Butthole

When youre hitting it real good and she sucks your balls into her booty with vortex power.

I almost nutted when she hit me with that Vortex Butthole

by BeastMoge September 20, 2016

Vocal vortex

A person who, once they start talking, will not shut the fuck up; an inescapable conversation.

I asked Susan if she simply liked dogs and she ended up talking to me for 30 minutes. She's such a vocal vortex!

by drkrappenschitz May 21, 2018

Banana Vortex

The act of inserting the bottom ends of multiple bananas, usually at least 4, into the rectum and having the other ends point outward as to make a vortexical opening into the anus; bananas can sometimes be frozen

My friends and I like to give each other banana vortexs.

by TheMoeyJaxter March 27, 2015