Vigina

Retarded kids who do not know how to spell “vagina”

“Pets will have their own vigina in the future”
“You mean vaginas, silly!”

by squatfucker420 September 28, 2018

Techno Viking

The Techno Viking is a German Techno enthusiast whom makes it his job to defend blue-haired chicks and uphold the balance of bad-assery whereever he goes. With his mighty finger, he will point and strike fear into the hearts of tools who try to run into (copping a feel, maybe?) blue-haired chicks. He will then dance the night away... hell, he's so badass, he drinks from upside-down water bottles!

He's also rumored to be the only one who can withstand the atomic-bomb-like-power of a Chuck Norris roundhouse kick. This can neither be confirmed or denied, because nobody knows just who the Techno Viking truly is.

See also: Man-Crush

The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Andrew Dice Clay is to not being funny.... aka, Techno Viking is pretty fucking badass!

The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Carlos Mencia is to being a rip-off-artist... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.

The Techno Viking is to Bad-Ass as Sarah Palin is to complete and utter moron and failure... aka, Techno Viking is pretty badass.

by TedStix June 29, 2010

red vining

when two men intertwine their penises like a caduceus

as mentioned on "the office (908)" while angela and dwight question toby on gayness after angela comes to grips with the fact that oscar has been having an affair her husband, the senator.

angela: what is it called when two men intertwine their penises like the snakes on the medic alert bracelet?
toby: wow, uh?
angela: is it called red vining?
dwight: is it called red vining? we heard it was called red vining?
angela: people red vine?

1. in the middle of sex, john says to his gay partner, bill:

john: hey bill, can we red vine tonight?
bill: sure, just stay soft

2. pick-up exchange at gay bar

john: what's your sign?
bill: virgo
john: i want to take your twizzler and do some red vining
bill: sorry, but i don't think your penis is long enough

by eciffoeht December 5, 2012

vibin'

The general state of enjoying or feeling good about a situation, person, place, or thing. The euphoric buzz you have at that time about something. Can be used to describe interest in a member of the opposite sex and like wise how they are feeling towards you. It can also be used to decribe various levels of intoxication/pleasure from drinking/sex.

"I'm really vibin' that girl in the black dress."

"Hey Jon, you vibin'?"

"I am vibin' from those drinks."

by Halfway Boys May 24, 2007

Vixin

Normally spelled "vixen" meaning female fox, Vixin is a backwards definition meaning "Foxy female"

Her: How does *this* feel
Him: Stop you devilish Vixin

by Links1995 July 12, 2015

Vigintillionaire

one whose wealth is estimated at a vigintillion or vigintillions (as of dollars)

man, riches coming from everywhere and nobody knows from whom, it must be vigintillionaire

by Vigintillionaire July 25, 2009

Visine

a weed smokers savior to cover up the natural red eye one gets when high.

Stoner 1: Hey man I'm out.
Stoner 2: Wait man, put some Visine in first so you don't get caught by your parents.
Stoner 1: Nice save dude, thanks.

by *Puerta* September 28, 2006