Verticability

Lacking or not lacking height.
Dealing with height.

The can of beans was on the top shelf, and she couldn't reach it because she lacks verticability.

Slam dunks were easy for him because of his great verticability.

by Bob Johnsn September 14, 2010

vertical crush

a crush on someone whenever they are dressed and vertical; as soon as they undress and it is headed horizontal you are repulsed and no longer interested(most males do not experience vertical crushes).

The 40 year old and I simply have no future; it's simply a vertical crush.

by kari1981 January 4, 2011

Vertical Turtle

Sex position similar to spooning.

"Honey, I really enjoy doggy style."
"This isn't doggy style, this is the vertical turtle."

by Voodoo Shop Talk October 22, 2011

Nut Vertigo

The weird feeling you get in your nuts when you go on a roller coaster

“Bro why do you hate going to six flags so much?”
“I always get nut vertigo”

by adv7 December 14, 2019

vertigo

n.

1. A feeling of dizziness, or a particular occurance of such a feeling.
2. Blacking out
3. The state where getting intoxicated turns disorientating and extremely confusing.

High quantites of alcohol may result in a state of vertigo; Don't drink kids.

by Olsen Pickett December 8, 2004

Vertimaid

Is exactly like a mermaid, except is split vertically. This leads to various problems like swimming and going to the bathroom.

I dare you to kiss that Vertimaid.

by Fat Zack 101 (Fat Zack) December 17, 2008

vertical spooning

Spooning while in the up-right position. Hence, vertical spoonage.

Hello Sir, May I vertical spoon with you?

Let the vertical spoonging commence.

by K. Row March 13, 2005