Authorized Standard Version: An update of the King James Version published in 1901.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.
This version earned the reputation of being the Rock of Biblical Honesty. Although the English used in the ASV is somewhat archaic, it isn't nearly as hard to understand as some passages of the King James Version of nearly 3 centuries earlier. This translation of the Holy Bible is in the public domain.
by Don Jewett March 5, 2004
Get the Authorized Standard Versionmug. A dog who will give you a limited amount of love but just enough so that he gets exactly what he wants (e.g., belly rubs, a nibble of your food, access to your bed). He will appear to know your boundaries (eg lays at your door bc he knows you’re allergic to him) but the minute you turn your back; he’s in your room shredding papers towels from your garbage can. If you rub his belly, he will place his paw on your hand - you think it’s affection but it’s really so you don’t stop. If you show him too much love, he knows he can get away with anything and will leave you the minute you stop rubbing him. Play hard to get, or this doggo will only use you and then leave you immediately after.
TLDR: has an innocent face, looks harmless, but knows exactly how to get exactly what he wants. Beware of dog!
TLDR: has an innocent face, looks harmless, but knows exactly how to get exactly what he wants. Beware of dog!
Today Finn was laying hallway and lifted his paw. I spent the next 30 mins minutes rubbing his belly. Where did my time go. What a little fucboi (dog version).
by Dog Auntie May 27, 2021
Get the Fucboi (dog version)mug. A low quality shit tier computer that middle schools hand out. This version doesnt have the touch screen, and is thus inferior and a big piece of electronic shit.
by EDP4040450 February 1, 2022
Get the Chromebook (the bad version)mug. by Don Jewett March 5, 2004
Get the New International Versionmug. the real definition of rape is pretty much 1 person putting his penis into someone else without permission just like trespassing...kinda. rape version 2 is when you jump out of the bush's and yell surprise or "happy birthday".
an example is when your having a surprise birthday party for your friend and then when they walk in you jump on top of him/her and yell surprise as you thrust your genitals into his/her private areas which is different than rape so thats why its called rape version 2.
by rape version 2 victim June 16, 2010
Get the rape version 2mug. Coolie Bai number 1: Yuh eva seen this video bai? Shamwow (guyanese version)?
Coolie Bai number 2: Um, yeah who hasn't
Coolie Bai number 3: Look it's shamwow!
Yah roll am like roti!
Coolie Bai number 2: Um, yeah who hasn't
Coolie Bai number 3: Look it's shamwow!
Yah roll am like roti!
by trev022 June 14, 2011
Get the Shamwow (guyanese version)mug. by big pp man22 April 6, 2021
Get the bbc version 2.0mug.