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anal vapor

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a gaseous emissions from an anus
by Rabby December 14, 2006
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vagina vapor

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A common slang term for "pussy stank" used primarily by 12 to 16 year old boys. This term has been declared illegal in Alabama unless reffering to someone related by blood.
I was kissing my way down to the bellybutton, then I was hit by a wall of vagina vapor.
by unclebumpylips January 27, 2019
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Cumnoxious Vapor

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The thick, pungent gas that emits from a sexually mature male's shower as a result of the vaporization of his own ejaculate.
Dude, Craig is so full of shit about getting regular tail from random bar bitches -- I get hit with copious amounts of intoxicating cumnoxious vapor every time I go to take a dump at his place.
by msacco August 25, 2021
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Doo-Doo Vapor

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Doo-Doo Vapor is a substance which, although not deadly, is very unpleasant and should be avoided at all costs. Doo-Doo Vapor occurs when somebody has decided to take a shower but also has to take a dump (in a bathroom where the toilet and shower are in the same room).

If this person makes the mistake of taking the dump first, flushes and then gets ready to take a shower, everything seems fine. However, when the shower has started, the steam created by the hot water binds with tiny floating objects referred to in the scientific community as "doo-doo particles". After a few minutes, the person in the shower is now surrounded by air that smells like shit and is breathing it in. A valuable lesson is learned.
Millions of people a year come in contact with Doo-Doo Vapor. If you enter a bathroom that has doo-doo vapor in the air, exit immediately and scorn whoever took a shit and a shower one after the other before you.
by Skeeter McDougal May 9, 2006
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juicy vapor

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A wet fart with a lingering aroma.

It's the vapor from a Juicy fart
"Damn dude did something just crawl up inside you and die, that shit has some juicy vapor"
by Borismorris March 19, 2014
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Poop Vapor

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a misty substance that comes out when you fart. smells very MOIST.
person 1: look there's that guy i hate.
person 2: snipe him with your poop vapor.
by PoopPantsNoDaiper February 24, 2020
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Nike Mercurial Vapor

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OMG don't they just sound expensive?!

The best quality and performance soccer cleat out of the whole Nike Mercurial Family.These shoes bump heads with the Addidas Powerswerves and any other high class soccer cleat.
Vapors come in a series:I,II,III,IV,and newly V.The color ways are pretty sick,the material is light(very high quality material btw,like this Tejin synthetic stuff),and supposedly they insanely help ball control.These soccer cleats normally range from $100-$400 and are often worn by professional soccer players like Cristiano Ronaldo but extreme soccer but extreme soccer people(FANATICS),people who are REALLY into soccer often buy these to either:

a)for the hype,to show off and they have moola
b)Make themselves feel better about playing soccer
c)MAKE THEIR SOCCER SKILLS BETTER
OR
d)adding to c:THEY ARE TIRED OF SHOPPING IN THE KIDS SECTION WITH THEIR PARENTS JUST TO GET CRAPPY CHEAP CLEATS AND WANT SOMETHING GOOD FOR ONCE!!

I fit d.

A downside to this cleat is that they get dirty and scraped easily.Also a lot of people complain about getting blisters when first wearing the shoe.
Following the soccer cleat 'game' can lead you to become similar to the nike sb sneakerheads who just collect shoes.I can understand for SBs because I do that but Mercurial vapors....umm why?they cost hella money.
Young Chaz sat in front of his computer on Youtube,watching videos of people opening their new Nike Mercurial Vapor box for the FIRST TIME,wishing that he could buy them one day.(yes people seriously do post videos of this)

Martha was so pissed when that chick stepped and made a mark on her Nike Mercurial Vapor iv's, that she totally went off and slapped the bitch.~~oh shit!new phrase:Nike Mercurial rage.
by Y-DebaCLE December 28, 2009
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