vacation dick

Dick that cannot be received on a daily basis due to its large size. As opposed to a boyfriend dick.

I got so much vacation dick last weekend, I can't go horse riding this Monday.

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A huge penis that you wouldn't want to use every single day. Its a special occasion thing. Opposite to boyfriend penis/dick.

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When you take dick from anything with good looks. You don't need to keep his so size doesn't matter in this situation.

That guy from the beach was so hot but the vacation dick was eh...

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a dick that is enormous and amazing but cannot be handle by regular sized vaginas on a regular basis

I just got back from by cruise and I found a guy with an amazing vacation dick. It was so huge, but I couldn't handle it everyday.

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Vacation Dick

A dick that is so big that you can only fuck with it every so often.

I'm so soar from that guy with the Vacation Dick last night

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A dick that is too big for Daly sex, but is very pleasurable from time to time.

Few your dick is huge, that is what you call a vacation dick.

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A dick you can handle every couple of months, but not on a regular basis

He had a total vacation dick, I could barely handle it

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