Vacation Dick

When you have sex with a extremely large dick and can't do it more than a few times a year as opposed to boyfriend dick

I hooked up with a guy last night who had vacation dick. I can't sit down right now.

by McCheesy-1975 June 8, 2016

vacation dick

As opposed to "boyfriend dick" this dick is larger than the boyfriend dick.

Friend: Did you get any dick in Florida?

Girl/Gay guy: Last night I hooked up with a guy with a vacation dick, I would be able to consume that on a daily basis.

by DickDefiner May 31, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that is too big to receive on a daily basis; one that's only for special occasions, like when you are on vacation

Girl 1: I hooked up with Todd last night...
Girl 2: Really? Would you do it again?
Girl 1: Hell naw! He is too big, I need some time to recuperate. Save that boy and his vacation dick for special occasions.

by Ensalada June 16, 2016

vacation dick

The monster 12"+ dick

Person 1: I took on that vacation dick

Person 2: I could tell it, wasn't leg day yesturday

by letitgogh June 16, 2016

vacation dick

A dick so big that after sex you have to take vacation days off work to learn how to walk straight again.

Girl: he gave me that vacation dick and I had to take the next week off work.

by Xwakeupnowx June 8, 2016

vacation dick

Vacations dick is a dick that is large but too large to handle on a regular basis

I was in Hawaii and I met this local with a vacation dick it was amazing

by Rich the fish June 7, 2016

vacation dick

A dick that has an asshole person connected to it. But is big enough to make you like the person anyways

Lance and his friggin vacation dick.
boyfriend dick

by Michaellingo June 11, 2016