USC 

University of Second Choice
University of Snobby Cunts
University of Sucking Cocks
University of Spoiled Children
University of Silly Caucasians
University of Sassy Cumguzzlers

A second-rate university for elitists located on gang territory within the perimeter of Los Angeles in California.

Academics are not as solid as the USC grad would like one to believe. Overall slightly better than the CSU and slightly below the top UC schools (UCSB, UCB, UCLA). Admissions are heavily tied to legacy and family donations.

A decent athletic program, however.

Ethan is an incoming USC student whose parents gave $100,000 to the school when he was a high school junior. Suffice to say, he was awarded early admission. At least he'll watch some decent football when the fall semester begins. He might actually get a 4.0 even with his mental retardation.

USC by Chuck Kyle January 11, 2008

USC 

University of Spoiled Cunts

USC is a University of Spoiled Cunts.

USC by Renaj April 3, 2008

usc 

University of Southern California

Private Institution as suppose to the Public institutions such as UCLA, which also includes the same system which runs our jails, garbage, and other useless crap that this state can't afford.

2003 USC Football National Champions

Cross-Town Dominance.
5 game winning streak against the UCLA Bruins, who fired Bob Toledo who had a 8-5 2002 season for Karl Dorrell for a 6-7 2003 season. Now I'm hearing chants of "Fire Dorrell" - Pathetic fans.

USC - Coach Pete Carroll
Since 2001, USC has defeated UCLA by a combined score of 126-43. 2 Pac-10 championships, 1 National Championship, 1 Heisman Winner. Think UCLA can top that in 3 years?

USC - 2 straight years, 4 game winning streak against the lackluster UCLA basketball team. Pretty sad seeing a UCLA basketball tradition go to waste.

USC is a great place of diversity. You see a plethora of HOT sorority girls, rich people and famous celebrities among the student body, and a school pride that strikes fear into the Bruins, who can't even get students to attend their basketball and football games because they are so lousy. USC is a school that is ranked in the top 30 in the nation, a school where students are getting their money's worth. You think a $4000 UCLA education can get you much? Take a $40,000 education, and you get the Trojan Network, better yet, 4 years of the best times of your life.

If only UCLA people can see past their own ignorance

usc by USC Trojans are #1 February 28, 2004

USC 

University of South Carolina.

Not to be confused with the University of Southern California, or the University of Southern Colorado.

USC

USC by BillyBoobFat October 14, 2009

usc 

university of southern california
1.This school is only the best school in the country and for everybody who says theyre overrated in football are just jealous.

2. USC has the best football team in the country wnning the heisman and national championship in 2003 and 2005.

3. Also, we won the AP poll 3 yrs in a row.

4. The last point is for all you OU fans 55-19

Random person who is clueless about fball: hey, whos the best college and the best college football team?

UCLA fan: well, USC of course...

usc by trojansofusc January 12, 2005

USC 

university of spoiled children. extremely costly. full of brats. mostly. i'm sure there are some nice people there tho.

"where did you park the mercedes your daddy bought for you?"

"at usc."

"how will you tell which is yours?"

"no idea."

USC by iwillremainanonymous November 9, 2008

USC 

University of Southern California. By no means on the level of Stanford or Cal Tech in California, but well-known and respected in Southern California. Many of its students seemingly have trouble making the distinction between academic and athletic prestige.

I went to USC, but found out that on the East Coast, they think I'm from South Carolina.

USC by The Dude January 11, 2005