Special User

Used by IT support people when referring to users who need "special attention". Usually non-technical people (especially HR) who:

- do not have any clue how to use a computer

- cannot see the obvious

- cannot read or follow simple instructions

- will constantly complain that "the system is broken" because they don't know how to use it

- don't know what a web browser is (sure sign they are using IE)

- are the very reason people should be licensed before being allowed near a computer

- are the bane of existence for all IT support people

Special Users are not limited to non-IT people. Especially ones who announce that they have 14 years of experience in IT, and then use terms like "reverse backslash".

IT support person 1: "Someone from HR just logged an incident. It says 'I can't can't submit this online form. It keeps giving me an error message. The system must be broken. Can you please investigate?'. And they have included a screenshot which clearly shows that they have not completed a mandatory field . . ."

IT support person 2: *Facepalm* "I'll flag them as a Special User, then send them an email explaining what a mandatory field is and what they need to do to "fix" it."

by Sager_ September 23, 2014

Uppercut

a punch where a fighter comes up under the jaw to hit his opponent.

Dang, you see Mike, he uppercutted this guy and broke his jaw.

by Mallenc5 December 11, 2008

upper decker

The act of defecating in the upper tank of the toilet. When the next poor unsuspecting person flushes the toilet they get a bowl of beef stew. the upper decker is a weapon of terror and should only be used on people who deserve it.

My friends x-girl friend had a party and she left whith some other dude who looked like the fonz "Heyyy!". So I took it upon myself to leave her an upper decker

by The Mad shitter May 14, 2003

upsetero

The heteros are upsetero

lmao apparently it's gay to have emotions now, the heteros are upsetero

by Untrustful March 3, 2021

upper arm theory

The circumference of a female's upper arm can determine how much she will weigh in the future. A larger circumference predicts a woman will gain weight uncontrollably as she ages, while a smaller circumference predicts that she will keep her petite figure without much effort.

"Damn dude, the upper arm theory predicts your bitch will be fat by the time she is 30"

by AphtorShok August 28, 2006

Quicker Picker Upper (qPu)

Classy: Prior to self ejaculation one applies a condom to his penis to release his seminal fluid, no clean up required...

Ghetto: Throw a rubber on your shit and beat the meat til you load that shit up and throw that bitch out. I ain't bout that cleaning shit.

Hey man you shouldn't keep that rubber in your wallet, it makes it less effective... No worries dude I'm just using it for a quicker picker upper (qPu)

by Sindora11 February 26, 2015

one-upper

If you have had a bad day, a one-upper has had the absolute worst day of their entire life and possibly the worst in recorded history. If you met a hot guy on vacation, the one-upper banged Brad Pitt on vacation. If your brother bought you a really cool new CD for your birthday, the one-upper’s brother is God. The one-upper is the most obnoxious and hateable person you have ever met, but they are probably proud that they have one-upped everyone else you ever thought you hated.

I found twenty dollars in the street the other day and I was feeling pretty lucky, until that accursed one-upper told everybody that on that very day he discovered Donald Trump was his uncle. God, I hate that guy.

by Megsi February 23, 2008