stick it up your ass

A fun and easy way of saying Fuck You!

Talk shit to me well you can take that phone of yours AND STICK IT UP YOUR ASS!!!!!!!!!!

by michaelbivens January 23, 2014

candy up your buns

It's when a guy has his Sweets all flushed down the drains

Hey, Mac, would ya candy up your buns?!?

by Jil Millrar December 2, 2013

Leveling up your paladin

A colloquialism for masturbation, orginated from the "World of Warcraft" paladin forums when a certain player wrote an essay on the paladins boring gameplay. He pointed out the positve side of only needing to attack a monster once every few minutes, then leaving yourself on auto attack while you "download gigabytes of hot girl on girl directly onto your harddrive".

After leveling up your paladin you may want to clean up after yourself.

by Atlec November 3, 2005

up your ass and to the left

A term that Joe Gatto coined from Impractical Jokers

"Where is Main Street?"
"Up your ass and to the left"

by AllTheGoodOnesAreTaken618 February 19, 2018

stick it up your sacks

Slang telling someone to go fuck theirself.

"I don't give a fuck! Go stick it up your sacks!"

by zvahl November 23, 2016

Fill Up Your Tank

To pregame or drink before you begin your night out on the town. To consume alcoholic drinks at one's home, perhaps due to: a rough economy with hard times, being an underage child without a fake ID, or in most cases, insurance for good times.

Me: "We're going to a speed dating event tonight???"
John: "Yep at 10pm"
Me: "Wanna come over and fill up your tank at 8?! I'm gonna need it!"

by Stephanie Cooper February 11, 2009

put up your dukes

Basically means fight me or put up your hands so we can square up.

Person 1: You don't want to fight me.
Person 2: Put up your dukes and we'll see who doesn't want to fight who.

by PitFighter585 July 23, 2017