the most minimal form of an invitation, but not quite reaching the level of an unvite. used to make an offer, while indicating that ones presence is not mutally desired. frequently used by a couple to a potential third wheel. commonly phrased by using "if you want."
me: kim and i are going to the bar around ten. you can come too, if you want.
you: dude, that was such an undervite.
you: dude, that was such an undervite.
by snizzy11 July 23, 2010
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Bubba: Hey , Brandi, you seen my underwater seein' glasses? I dropped my truck keys in the pond agin and gotta go look fer 'em.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.
Brandi: Yeah Bubba, they right there- on your big ole head.
Bubba: (reaching up and scratching at his big ole head) Well shut my mouth, they sure are! A yuck, yuck.
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peep: hey man, did you get your drive license?
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater
grandma: hey son, could you drive to the supermarket and buy me fresh fruits?
you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
you: nah, who needs a car if i can swim underwater
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you: i ain't got drive license, but who needs a car if i can swim underwater
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