undershaped

Have you ever got yourself huffing and puffing from going up a flight of stairs? Does the thought of swimming your away across an underwater pub to go to the dance floor tire out your entire body without ever setting foot there? Do you BELIEVE that life should be more about enjoying our power to just not move rather than exerting ourselves? Well, chances are that when this quarantine is over and you have to move you will be undershaped.

Go on without me, *huff huff* I'm too undershaped for this.

by Bubalooh May 11, 2020

Underseater

An underseater is when someone defecates on the outer edge of the porcelain toilet bowl, underneath the seat and then carefully brings down the seat, resting it on top of and hiding the poop from view. When the next person sits on the toilet the users weight compresses the seat on the poop, spraying it in all directions.

Dan got Rick good with an underseater prank. The poop sprayed all over his legs!

by Brainietta August 4, 2020

underblast

Used to primarily denote finger blasting in the rectum but can also apply to any hole where the 'Blaster' is positioned below the 'Blastee'

'I heard they got a right underblasting the other night'

by Ribbitribbit November 10, 2020

Undersplash

The outcome of downward force of female urine, splashing back up to the underneath of the toilet seat

She was responsible for undersplash when seated on the toilet

by Bvs1 June 12, 2022

undersatiated

Feeling that a bit more food is still needed to be really satisfied.

The corn was all eaten; but the crows, while not starving, were, in their own minds, undersatiated.

by Wordhacker June 18, 2022

Understaffment

Not having enough workers to do a job

This location closes at 6:30pm due to understaffment

by GeNiuSGriFFiN636 June 19, 2022

understaffed

Today the term understaffed goes ungracefully like a punch in the gut, with "T H E C O V I D" --attempting to play among or prey upon society for an eternity or as soon as y'all flip the switch, channel or station to something else which is likely to miss the mark as well--as an excuse for nonperformance. However, in days of better health or saner health, which in truth were not many and did not last long, it would mean 'everyone is on vacation' or frankly, "they just won't work" and that would be presented in various degrees of panic, sadness and sometimes despair as an attempt to apologize for a lack of service or what may seem more like fraud or default for not following through with what was offered, promised, sold, bought, etcetera.

The term understaffed is quickly becoming antiquated along with other socially accepted niceties, etiquette or protocol and now more than not people do or say ABSOLUTELY NOTHING figuring that most people will get tired of waiting, let it go and regain their composure enough to carry on. However, only remotely amusing only if this is a live interpersonal interaction and one gets to critically assess or admire random tattoos, body piercings, hair or lack of same and other charming, yet oddly impressive hoo-doo voo-do accessories long enough to consider aspects of their momentary significance or importance.

You haven't received your product because we are understaffed. We aren't really sorry, however...things are tough all over.

by MonkeySees July 28, 2022