Understandment

Typing understanding but your brain doesn't work so it comes out as "Understandment"

Yes I heard what you said I apologize Harry's mother I didn't mean to offend anyone and I hope we can make an understandment

by Memes are stupid July 29, 2018

You Understand Me?

A USMC drill instructor's favorite phrase to add onto every single sentence. It is extremely annoying. Drill Instructors must be taught to say this to recruits to annoy them because ALL OF THEM do it.

Drill Instructor: "We are stepping off to chow in two minutes, you understand me? Don't be the one that isn't done making their rack by then, you understand me? I will slay you if you are fucked up in any way once you walk out that hatch, you understand me?!"

by Kreator89 February 6, 2010

Underwood

A psychotic young man with no life and a strong interest in killing people with a cardboard sword. If the world were to end tomorrow, Underwood would rather play video games while sitting on top of the dead, rotten corpse of his roommate that is still decomposing in the other room... Right now. <.< >.>

Ahhhh... What a wonderful world.

OH SHIT! IT'S UNDERWOOD! RUN FOR YOUR FUCKING LIVES!!!

by I am Underwood. Fear me. May 20, 2009

Carrie underwood

She was the winner of 2005 American idol. She is from a small town in Oklahoma.

" Have you heard of Carrie Underwood?" " Yeah man, shes the bomb!!!"

by SJStites July 20, 2008

carrie underwood

(verb)- to completely destroy someone's vehicle, especially be means of a baseball bat or key

In reference to Carrie's hit song "Before He Cheats"

p.s.- Carrie Underwood is amazingly hott!!!

"She said if her boyfriend was cheating on her, she was going to Carrie Underwood his new truck!"

by Carrie Fan 89 November 20, 2007

Understoodable

It means understandable but if you are trying to take the piss out of someone at the same time.

Teacher: next time dont stick glue inside the school computers.
James: understoodable.
Teacher: what the fuck

by Mike hunt. Call me timothy June 17, 2018

You wouldn't understand

'You wouldn't understand' refers to the meme: It's a _____ thing, you wouldn't understand.

It's a (insert anything you can think of: 'Person/First Name' 'Place/Jersey' 'Thing/Jeep') thing, you wouldn't understand. If you can think of it, it's been inserted into this meme.

The original phrase was "It's a black thing, you wouldn't understand". I could not find when it originated, but the earliest found it mentioned was in a book published in 1991 by Eugene Victor Wolfenstein, a social theorist and psychoanalyst, titled 'The Victims of Democracy: Malcolm X and the Black Revolution'.

It's a black thing, you wouldn't understand. It's a Jeep thing, you wouldn't understand. It's an Anime thing, you wouldn't understand. It's a Jersey thing, you wouldn't understand. It's a browncoat thing, you wouldn't understand.

by bizfossy December 15, 2017