An umbrellasite is someone who, unaware of the day's weather conditions, comes to school without an umbrella and begs others to come under their umbrella in between classes, somewhat irritatingly.
Guy 1: "Shit I forgot to bring an umbrella... Hey dude can I come under there?"
Guy 2: "No. Fuck off, you umbrellasite."
Guy 2: "No. Fuck off, you umbrellasite."
by Riyakou April 19, 2009
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Ugh I forgot my umbrella today and had to umbrella hop from class to class
Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping
Yesterday it rained so hard that Precious had to go umbrella hopping
by N.TRIPPA April 6, 2011
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A kink that someone has that involves shoving an umbrella up your vagina, or was, and opening it while it is inside of you. It also involves being turned on by umbrellas, and getting off to umbrellas. It's also, fucking gross.
"You need to get help, that umbrella kink is gross"
"But umbrellas are so fuckin hot mate, I just can't get over their slim, hot, beautiful design and how they make me wanna *use* them everytime I see them"
"why am I friends with you"
"But umbrellas are so fuckin hot mate, I just can't get over their slim, hot, beautiful design and how they make me wanna *use* them everytime I see them"
"why am I friends with you"
by FockingCabbages June 14, 2018
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Definition 1:
It’s cheese but unbreakable. Think of edible Flex Tape, or edible Gorilla Tape.
Definition 2:
A fart you can’t get out.
Definition 1:
It’s cheese but unbreakable. Think of edible Flex Tape, or edible Gorilla Tape.
Definition 2:
A fart you can’t get out.
Example 1
Person: Aww man! My sink is leaking.
Me: Have you tried using Unbreakable Cheese?
Example 2
Person: I have been trying to fart for the past 30 minutes and I can’t get it out.
Me: It’s alright dude you just got that unbreakable cheese
Person: Aww man! My sink is leaking.
Me: Have you tried using Unbreakable Cheese?
Example 2
Person: I have been trying to fart for the past 30 minutes and I can’t get it out.
Me: It’s alright dude you just got that unbreakable cheese
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Get the titty umbrellas mug.Gentleman's Umbrella is when a man who is uncircumcised attaches his penis to a man with a circumcised penis by pulling the foreskin over both the penises.
Normally used in the homosexual community. But to do it the person doesn't have to be gay.
Normally used in the homosexual community. But to do it the person doesn't have to be gay.
Hey Tom did you hear there was a chance of rain, would you like a Gentleman's Umbrella?
It sure is windy, would you like to use my Gentleman's Umbrella?
It sure is windy, would you like to use my Gentleman's Umbrella?
by dong tickler April 21, 2010
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