UCLA Berkeley

Possibly the most elite and least well-known of the UC campuses. Located in the heart of the beautiful city of Santa Diego, UCLA Berkeley is the perfect place for those who wish to pursue Spanish or Swedish studies. The school's Ice Sculpting Club is particularly distinct. Despite the what you may think from the fucking nasty US News and World Report's List of Best Colleges, UCLA Berkeley consistently rejects more 2400 SAT-achieving students than any Ivy League. No American president has ever come from UCLA Berkeley (thank god). Only one college in the country is finer...and that, of course, is Brown.

Dude I got into Harvard and Yale but I got rejected from UCLA Berkeley. I got a 2400 on the SAT! WTF MATE?!

Fuck Johns Hopkins. That's where fun dies. And where Adam Rich lives.

I wanted to go to Columbia but then I decided to go to UCLA Berkeley. Duh.

by Raoul L'Invisible November 7, 2007

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UCLA pipeline

U.nC.leanL.A.tino Pipeline: When two dirty Latinos take part in a sexually act in which they connect anuses with an empty toilet paper tube & Elemers Glue then releases their poo poo into each other's hamster-holes. est. 2006 by 2 Gay homies in South Central LA. Paco Hernandez(El Pollo Hoto) y Isaac Sanchez (Grande Fresa)

Isaac:Sorry about that UCLA Pipeline yesterday, Paco.

Paco: It's cool meng,we tried, chu no?

Isaac: I thought that Pepto Bismal would work, Heffè

by The Clean Sanchez November 21, 2013

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UCLA date party

Known throughout California as a night spent slippin' her one through the back door.

you GUYS, i was too horny but i didn't bring a condom. So it turned out to be a UCLA date party!

by WeAreStudents August 15, 2006

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1.) University of California Los Angles

2.) University Closest To Lombard Area

I am going to discuss the second definition; it's origins was a classmate in Glenbard East in 1994 prior to graduating as it was in Judo she made the crack. It's a joke referring to some of the colleges in Chicagoland as in the 1990s there was Wheaton College, College of DuPage, Elmhurst College (quite a few are accredited while they have a few where RationalWiki would coin as Fundie School. Two of the alumni from Northwest Baptist Theological Seminary are responsible for major Investigative publication of the Evangelical sect known as Christianity Today and the other was responsible for one of the Illinois translations known as The Living Bible. ) Some of the Gazette were from the City College system as this was where WYCC originated. Young Earth Independent Baptist schools have the name crank school tagged to them because of Uneducated Huckster and Fucking Cartoon promoting diploma mills. Hence the term in DuPage County known as UCLA -- aka University Closest to Lombard Area.

by illinoishorrorman February 21, 2018

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University of Cypress on Lincoln Avenue

Not a university, but a public junior college almost 40 miles from the #1 public university in the Los Angeles community of Westwood, CA (2021 US News & World Report).

Acronym has been floating around for 20+ years.

Person 1: Hey, I’m a graduate of UCLA.

Person 2: I thought you went to Cypress College and graduated with a mortuary science AA.

Person 1: We’re both right. University of Cypress on Lincoln Avenue!

by gathering data May 2, 2021

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