Twizzlers

Probably the most bad ass candy HANDS DOWN.

Damn I love twizzlers.

by Kamikazelettuce March 1, 2008

Turkey Twizzlers

Delecious Food that Jamie Oliver said was unhealthy even though its healthier than a pork sausage! Thus made it discontinued by Bernard Matthews

Jamie Oliver: Im gunna get rid of all food that isnt a vegetable cause im an idiot like that! Including Turkey Twizzlers, i guess all the school kids will just go to McDonalds, but oh well im a jerk!

by IHateJamieOliver March 5, 2010

Twizzler twat

The vagina of an obese woman that is so fat and nasty that it's all stuck together by the rolls of stomach and thigh fat. To get inside, you have to peel the vigina apart like you would a Twizzler.

Gertrude was so disgustingly fat that I had to pull apart her Twizzler twat just to get inside her.

by Mister Wunderful November 2, 2007

nad twizzlers

When you listen to Coldplay and/or Genesis and and slap your nads with several partially wet, partially torn apart(cat-of-nine-tails esque) twizzlers. (Cherry flavors only). Also you can occasionally take you cat by tail only and use it to scratch your back to the rhythm of the music. If the cat resists smash against your own back several times before scratching.

My dad recently taught me how to perform a nad twizzlers...I sure love the aching.

by Dr. Lazers, Dr. BillyWitchDoctor.Com, Dr. Girlfriend, Dr. BassPlayer, and Dr. Mister January 15, 2008

cro-twizzle

Blown out jigga who's got nothin'
(also see: Quadzilla)

"Yo check out that cro-twizzle ova there in that 'Sclade."

by MLB July 22, 2003

shakin' my twizzler

To cause a twizzler to move to and fro with jerky movements.
"shaking"

"shook" I shook my twizzler.

"shaken" my twizzler was badly shaken

"if you know what I mean"

I was like huuuuh,u were like whaaaaa and I was shakin' my twizzler

by The Alpha and The Omega 78 November 21, 2011

New England Twizzler

Where you rip of the tail of your girlfriends dead cat and shove it up her ass, while screaming Armageddon.

"So I pulled off the damn cat's tail and shoved it up her ass"

Dude, you gave her a New England Twizzler?

"...They got a name for it?"

by DanteMalkav December 9, 2008