twatwaffle

a twat and a waffle nuff said

you stupid fucking twatwaffle thats why yo daddy look like one of them mfs that sell pills to middle aged men that cant get erections anymore.

by jimmylicker9000 June 2, 2023

Twatwaffle

Someone who says things that are unnecessarily rude and offensive.
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Word created by some ai bot of Ryan Bergara

"He's such a twatwaffle for calling me that!"
"You are such a twatwaffle for calling her outfit 'hideous!'"

by xy-z July 15, 2023

the twatwaffle

A great perfectly executed foosball shot often seen in clutch situations, such as meatball,tie breaking, and/or championship point that was never intended by the shooter. Often mistaken for a legit fully intended shot,but usually a result of pure luck.

Tom jones made the twatwaffle countless times to obtain 6 trophies at the 2018 NC STATE CHAMPIONSHIP OF FOOSBALL.

by Tjcombo73 December 27, 2018

Twatwaffle

Somebody who’s incredibly fake and last name ends with fortson with James as their middle name I bet… he’d probably be gay too.

Christopher James fortson aka (CJ) is nothing but a MEGA twatwaffle

by CJ number 1 hater March 4, 2025

Twatwaffle

A twatwaffle is a person, regardless of gender, who is basically so ignorant of their surroundings as to require a seeing eye dog to find their own nose. Incapable of making rational decisions, and having no regard for their fellow human beings. Generally a lowlife type, with the addition of being a megalomaniac.

That idiot who ran the red light and almost hit us is such a twatwaffle.

Shit pump

Arsehole

by Curbside-Curmie April 16, 2016

Twatwaffle

Verb meaning someone who talks utter bollocks and seems to miss their own point.

To twatwafflers generally enjoy the sound of their own voice or will write long convoluted messages with plenty of words but little actual information.

My cousin sent me an email today, he did nothing but twatwaffle about random bollocks. I'm not even sure what he was getting at.

by Shaney Stevenson November 11, 2019

Twatwaffle

A person who is a huge twat

She can be a real twatwaffle

by Sbox1980 January 14, 2017