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Twatwaffle

When someone is a disgusting, obtuse, hateful female that is so done you need to just stick a fork in them.
“Jill is such a twatwaffle. She really just needs to shut the fuck up.”
by SorryToDisappointYou April 30, 2021
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the twatwaffle

A great perfectly executed foosball shot often seen in clutch situations, such as meatball,tie breaking, and/or championship point that was never intended by the shooter. Often mistaken for a legit fully intended shot,but usually a result of pure luck.
Tom jones made the twatwaffle countless times to obtain 6 trophies at the 2018 NC STATE CHAMPIONSHIP OF FOOSBALL.
by Tjcombo73 December 27, 2018
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Twatwaffle

Someone who says things that are unnecessarily rude and offensive.
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Word created by some ai bot of Ryan Bergara
"He's such a twatwaffle for calling me that!"
"You are such a twatwaffle for calling her outfit 'hideous!'"
by xy-z July 15, 2023
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Twatwaffle

A name to call someone when your are angry or feeling emotions.
*DRIVING ALONE*
*SOMEONE CUTS INFRONT OF ME*
YOU TWATWAFFLE
by grdfskjnlambv jfnlksjm February 20, 2020
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Twatwaffle

A twatwaffle is a person, regardless of gender, who is basically so ignorant of their surroundings as to require a seeing eye dog to find their own nose. Incapable of making rational decisions, and having no regard for their fellow human beings. Generally a lowlife type, with the addition of being a megalomaniac.
That idiot who ran the red light and almost hit us is such a twatwaffle.

Shit pump

Arsehole
by Curbside-Curmie April 16, 2016
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Twatwaffle

Somebody who’s incredibly fake and last name ends with fortson with James as their middle name I bet… he’d probably be gay too.
Christopher James fortson aka (CJ) is nothing but a MEGA twatwaffle
by CJ number 1 hater March 4, 2025
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two-legged twatwaffle

A Two-legged twatwaffle is a stupid bar skank with a std
Yo Bro, look at this chick i picked up
Dude! Brad thats a two-legged twatwaffle
Next morning: Brad "why does it burn when i pee"
by country bear July 15, 2018
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