cootie cat, punanni, fish taco, the wound that never healed, the winking eye from god, the love box,
by nor cal crew September 6, 2003
Get the twatmug. by doublea7030 December 2, 2009
Get the Twatmug. by M1dwest1 January 31, 2017
Get the TWATmug. An elitist idiot who gets kicks out of those less fortunate than themselves and is consequently convinced that they're "The Shit" (when in fact they are literally just shit).
Twat: "I'm banter personified"
Twat: "You have a job and are earning money. Well done. Telling yourself that must help you sleep that little bit better every night after you've earned as much in a month as I will spend on a bottle of Dom Perignon."
Twat: "Its only arrogance if you're wrong"
Twat: "You have a job and are earning money. Well done. Telling yourself that must help you sleep that little bit better every night after you've earned as much in a month as I will spend on a bottle of Dom Perignon."
Twat: "Its only arrogance if you're wrong"
by Chinatowngirl February 28, 2011
Get the Twatmug. 
The best kind of pussy in the world. It's stinky with a real pungeunt odour. Can only befound in England esp. London or Manchester. Old grimy industiral places are good places to find British Twat. It's hairy and stinky and usually between the fit legs of some really young fiesty ho with cool hair.
by yobastank January 6, 2007
Get the twatmug. A twat is a boy-pussy.
by eda-skip November 14, 2021
Get the twatmug.