king tut 

when you take a solid poop, wrap it in the hand towel next to the sink for the next unsuspecting person to wipe their hands off with, the unvailing is priceless!

I was at my buddies house, after I washed my hands I used the nicely rolled up hand towel next to the sink to dry my hands, to my surprise there was a king tut wrapped in there! I had to wash my hands all over again.....sickos i tell ya!

king tut by FLCL69 March 21, 2017

king tut king shad 

an absolute god. the best rapper chandler arizona has ever seen. got bailed out by dababy. he hard asf

omg he’s such a king tut king shad! he just fought a kid and got arrested but got bailed out by dababy!

king tut king shad by lividbiscuit August 10, 2020

King Tut 

A sexual position in which the man is seated on a (closed) toilet and the woman mounts him. Usually done in secret at public functions, such as weddings or parties.

Christa Miller and Bill Lawrence did a King Tut at Mariska Hargitay’s wedding.

King Tut by Jack Bilstein May 8, 2011

King Tut Piece 

(adj.)

1.A piece of jewelry so ostentatiously expensive that it is fit for royalty.

2.A weapon (or any other object) that is incredibly important and hidden from sight (in reference to King Tut's hidden tomb).

Casual: Rolls gold, King Tut Piece, flooded with boulders..

Ghostface Killah: Oh shit! Bookhead, just bought a 5, G had a King Tut Piece

King Tut Piece by Logos2 April 4, 2009

putt tut 

A gaseous explosion from the anal cavity

"Her putt tut killed my boner"

putt tut by banana120 October 3, 2016

king tut 

A man who is a dog on the field and pulls hella birds and is normally 6'3 and plays Defensive End

Man I thought I just saw king tut walk into the party!

king tut by kingtut_69 December 26, 2021

King Tut Special 

A sexual act in which one forciably inserts jagged grains of sand into the urtethra of their partner, preferably with the aid of a straw or ballpoint pain.

Last night at Sven's I got a brutal King Tut Special.

King Tut Special by Matt "Reach Around" Zablocki July 28, 2008