Tucsonan

1. Servant slave to the infrastructure of Tucson which is in turn "the subservient tool" of Davis-Monthan AFB (DM)

2. One who is good for making tacos for military personal from DM to eat.

3. Minimum wage slave there to ensure the fast food restaurants and convenience stores are able to provide service to personnel from DM.

Aren't these tucsonans great, always ready with a taco when you need one.

Airman: Hello sarge, my son just got a job at McDonald.
Sargent: Aren't Tucsonans suppose to be doing that?

by Obsidious August 2, 2009

Tucsonan

1. A Tucsonan is a local resident that was born, lives or has migrated to Tucson, Arizona. While there is much debate over true Tucsonan's and Tucsonan's who have came to live in Tucson, one fact remains. A true Tucsonan knows how to spot saguaro cactus's, the best taco trucks in town , and neighborhoods that should be avoided at all costs.|

In many cases a true Tucsonan has also undergone traumatic brain injuries from excessive heat and temperature during the summer months and can seem a bit crazy at times.

Every Tucsonan who is a true Tucsonan also has the Tucsonan Application on their phone and pockets the best discounts and deals ready for brandishing at a moments notice, because let's face it, you're not Tucsonan unless you're constantly looking for cheap stuff in Tucson.

2. A Tucsonan is someone who is so broke they have to live in the cheapest city in America.

John: Hey Becky, we need some deals and discounts, have you heard of the Tucsonan phone application?
Becky: No John, I thought a Tucsonan was someone from Tucson, not a phone application.
John: Becky, it's both. A real Tucsonan doesn't have to say they're a Tucsonan for you to know they're a Tucsonan.

by TrueTucsonan January 17, 2020

jacob tolson

an illiterate retard who gets beat up and wants to kill himself

Do you know jacob tolson? he's pretty homosexual

by yourhomosexualmother January 26, 2018

university high school tucson

university high school tucson contains many fights , weed and nic fiens, and a bitch ass hoe named Fabiola. she is a raging cunt who needs to go to sex addicts anonymous or else she gonna end up in an episode of shameless.

did you hear about fabiola from university high school tucson tried to fuck mr ranjel in his wife’s bathroom ?

oh yeah i did, she also tried to blow 3 guys at once while jacking off 4 others

by thatgirlbaybeee May 14, 2023

Tucson toilet Toledo

A Tucson Toilet Toledo is where you take your penis and continue to put it up your butthole. Once it’s reached maximum capacity, push out as hard as you can to poop out your own penis

Man I can’t wait to do a Tucson Toilet Toledo in the gas station bathroom.

by Thereaderboil January 13, 2020

Chelsey Tilson

is an amazing person is gorgeous;;and a person who is always there for you and Will ALWAYS MAKE YOU LAUGH no matter what

she is so chelsey tilson!

by brebooobooooboooo February 13, 2009

Tucson Butterfly Vitamin

1. Tucson Butterfly Vitamin: To wear a snazzy suit, while wearing a hat sideways with a girl named Natalie on the bed. Is most often called TBV for short, because saying it the long way is too obscure. TBV's happen very rarely in a person's life, but when it does happen, you immediately create a term on Urban Dictionary to immortalize it.

2. Tucson Butterfly Vitamins: (Plural)The term for what you get when you smear deodorant on your nuts.

"Boy you look very Tucson Butterfly Vitamin!" says a Natalie on a bed who would prefer to say TBV but can't because Urban Dictionary requires her to say it full length resulting in her losing cool points from her friends.

by Bob barker's younger brother December 29, 2007