tulson

someone who is tall and handsome. he's caring and loving towards everyone. he's shy at first but is a total dork once you get to know him. he loves purely and will never hurt a soul. he can have a hot body and cute clothes. he's boyfriend material, i guess you could call him a helpless romantic

damn, that Tulson guy sure is hot.

by krog November 29, 2016

Toulson Syndrome

Toulson Syndrome is the state in which League of Legends players become severely under leveled. There is no known cause and generally effects one in three players. If left unchecked Toulson Syndrome can spread to nearby lanes resulting in loss of team fights, feeding of enemy lanes and extreme poverty.

This syndrome is extremely dangerous and frustrating to players attempting the climb out of elo hell (now re-branded as bronze tier) as the courageous victim of the disease will unknowingly hamper any and all efforts for victory.

1. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.

2. Jenny: "Hey David, yesterday Chris came to gank and fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"

Joshua: "WHOAH! Chris ganked?! Shocking!"

Jenny: "Yea and he fed my lane because he was 6 levels behind!"

Joshua: "Woah! He had a serious case of Toulson Syndrome!"

3. Christian suffered an extreme case of Toulsan Syndrome despite him spending 40 minutes in the jungle farming and providing zero ganks.

4. I lost my ranked promo match because I duoed with Chris and he always suffers from an extreme case of Toulson Syndrome.

5. Christian always suffers from Toulson Syndrome so we always make him jungle so that he doesn't feed in lane.

6. ADC - "Shaco I need a gank, they are pushing hard."

JUNGLER - "Sure no probs!."

{15 minutes later}

SUPPORT - "Shaco!? where is that gank dude we're being pushed SO hard! We need support! The turret is going down!!"

JUNGLER - "Getting blue then ill be there"

{5 mins later}

JUNGLER - "Ganking now go in!"

{ADC and SUPPORT Die}

ADC - "WTF WAS THAT?!!"

SUPPORT - "WTH man how did you not clean up?!"

JUNGLER - "No ult man.. I'm Level 5"

ADC - "FFS He's got Toulson Snydrome."

SUPPORT - "...... GG WP -_-"

by Theholybackfat January 4, 2014

Tucson strangler

When she choke holds you from the back seat of your car while jerking you off.

I thought I was getting car jacked, but then she pulled a Tucson strangler

by Whyareyousofuckingweird May 15, 2018

tolson

hard as nails, not to be messed with and as straight as a lamp post.

hes a fucking nutter hes got to be a "tolson"

by a tolson August 9, 2009

Tilsoned

When you lose a lot of money doing something dumb or doing something with virtually no knowledge of why you are doing it. Named after the soon to be ex-hedge fund manager Whitney Tilson and made famous by the blog Zerohedge

you see a guy winning at craps so you follow all his bets and then he craps out and you lose all your money -- "Man I just got Tilsoned on the craps table"

or in the world of finance when a hedge fund or investor loses a lot of money copying someone else's idea: man I just got Tilsoned again and lost the whole position.

by zerohedge worshipper January 9, 2013

Tucson cement mixer

The act of peeing inside an anus and then proceeding to fornicate it, creating a wet cement like mixture.

Hey babe, come over for Dinner and a good old fashion Tucson cement mixer.

by Jblanco October 11, 2019

Tucsonan

1. Anyone who has ever spent a Summer in Tucson without leaving.

2. A beautiful hot woman who typically wears short skirts and high heels.

3. A Kind gentlemen who wears; big hats, shorts, beards, and yes flip-flops (sometimes a pistol). They often study Science, Art, or Architecture. They may be spotted wearing a University of Arizona t-shirt or a NASA t-shirt.

Conversation overheard on the street:
- "Damn she is so hot."
- "I know I cant stand this heat."
- "No, I mean, SHE is so hot"
- "Yeah but who is that nerdy guy in the big hat?"
- "Oh, I think they are Tucsonans."

by The_Thing October 3, 2011